So You Wanna Be a Ninja!
Chapter 1: Intro
Welcome to the wonderful world of Shinobi! My name is Odd, and I am going to help you through the changes of Japanese Ninja Puberty (or JNP).
In this book, you will learn about ninja tools, jutsu, curse marks, awesome outfits, The Five Great Villages, and more!
Have Fun,
~Odd, your new teacher!
Title: So You Wanna Be a Ninja!
Author:Odd1533
Genre: Humor
About: A guide book to guide you through the changes or Japanese Ninja Puberty.
Rating: K+ - T (I will warn you at beginning of chapter if T.)
Characters Included/Interviewed:
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Orochimaru, Neji, Chouji, Akamaru, Kiba, a Go-Gurt stick, Pie, and More!.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own Naruto. I also am not responsible for anyone who gets hurt while following the guides of this book. If I get sent to court, I am going to bring this disclaimer.
WARNING: Please consult your doctor before reading this book. Side affects may include nausea, diarrhea, heart burn, congestion, ninja attack, fire monsters, and more. If you are nursing, pregnant, or want to have a baby someday, this book is not for you. This book is also not for old people. They smell funny.