A/N: this is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands you really love scrubs and Merlin. J.D=Merlin Turk=Arthur. I don't own either.
Merlin
Let's
face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though
I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will
always talk and stare.
Arthur
I
feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them
inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And
sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our
Both
Guy
love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Arthur
You
ask me 'bout this thing we share,
Merlin
And
he tenderly replies,
Arthur
It's
guy love
Both
Between
two guys.
Arthur
We're
closer than the average man and wife,
Merlin
That's
why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Arthur
You
know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.
Merlin
You're
the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Arthur
Whoa,
I just took out his appendix.
Merlin
There's
no need to clarify,
Arthur
Oh
no?
Merlin
Just
let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best
friend,
Arthur
But
in a totally manly way.
Both
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The
feeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the
sky.
Merlin
I'll
be there to care through all the lows.
Arthur
I'll
be there to share the highs.
Both
It's
guy love,
Between two guys.
Merlin
And
when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it
implies.
Both
It's
guy love
Between
Two
Guys
"Merlin! Merlin! MERLIN!" shouted Arthur
"Yes." as Merlin snapped out of his daydreams.
"Honestly, Merlin you are one of the most incompetent fools I have ever met. What were you daydreaming about now."
"You, really don't want to know" answered Merlin more than a little freaked out.