Sesshomaru: (Wearing shock collar) ...
Kai: (In background hold remote) (presses button)
Sesshomaru: (Shocked) Kai owns nothing. If she did, would she be writing these fanfics?
Kai: Better!
Inutaisho: They'll get along just when they mate.
Izaiyoi: Yes, I can't wait til I have some grand-puppies, be they step or blood.
Kai & Sess: (Slightly freaked)
Kag&Inu: (Blushing)
Kai: You do realize I'm a Kitsune youkai, right?
Let the torture... I mean story BEGIN!
Kai: Ok, I have decided to do what my good friend Bya-chan did and make an Interveiw story!
Trini: This is gonna be fun!
Everyone else: SAVE US!
Kai: No! I own you till further notice! (This is not true, but they don't know that... DON'T TELL!!)
((DING!))
Trini: Wow that was fast.
Kai: Yay! Our first letter is from, OH MY GOD!
Trini: What?!
Kai: It's from that perv, Melvin. He wants Trini to do a strip tease.
Trini: I have a restraining order against that guy, and that is so volated now. Security!
Security guys: Yes Ma'am!
Trini: He just volated my restraining order!
Security guys: It will be taken care of!
(Security guys leave)
Kai: When did we get them? They're hot!
Trini: They came with the place.
Kai: How come no one told me?!
Trini: You never asked.
((DING!))
Kai: Yay! This letter is from... Naruto?! WTH?!
Trini: Whats it say?
Kai: It's a love e-mail to... Sasuke?! WTF?!
Trini: NO!! (faints)
(phone rings)
Kai: Hello, Ninjas R Us. How may I help you?
(muffled voice says something then Kai hangs up.)
Kai: Naruto called he says its supposed to say Hinata, and he accidently typed Sasuke and then sent it to us.
Trini: Naruto hates me! (crys)
Kai: Oh crap! Someone find my damn liferaft! It about to get really wet!
Trini: (still crying)
Kai: I found the liferaft! (everyone gets in and starts floating around)
Trini: (still crying)
Kai: Trini, Koga says he loves you! (throws Koga overboard)
Trini: YAY! (hugs the crap out of Koga, while Ayame looks pissed)
Kai: Kuro, Ayame wants to be your bride!
Kuroneko (Trini's Cuz): Sweet! (grabs Ayame and disappears)
Kai: Wow! That actually worked?!
Trini: My Koga!
Koga: (turning blue) Help...me!
Kai: Well, anywhat, Send in your questions! The characters we have are Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Koga, Ayame, Naraku, Kagura, Hakudoshi, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Renkotsu, Hiten, & by some weird force Inutaisho & Izaiyoi (Did I spell it right? Oh well.), Inuyasha's parents!! I so totally rule!
Trini: If you request a character's chapter, we'll let you come as a guest.
Koga: (Turning rainbow)
Up First... Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Damn it! (Tries to run away)
Kai: Kagome!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (eating dirt)
Kai: Mr. Floor meet Inuyasha's Face! Trini, Koga turning rainbow!
Trini: Oops, sorry Koga! (lets go)
Kai: (Pulls out tape recorder) (Rewinds & presses play) SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (In a three foot deep hole) I hate you.
Kai: (Rewind & Play) SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (In a six foot hole) (Unconscious)
Kai: I'm gonna have so much fun with this thing! (-Insert EVIL smirk here-)