Animelover

Disclaimer: No I don't own Inuyasha and I never will.

I'm bored and this is the best type of story I could come up with… Hope you enjoy it.

Kagome, Kikyo, or the third option.

Chapter 1: Third option

"Ahhh I have a feeling today's going to be a great day!" Kagome said sitting up

"Oh you're awake lets go wench we need to find jewel shards." Inuyasha replied then he heard her say it. "SIT BOY!" she yelled "bit…" He was cut off when he plunged face first into the ground.

"Hey a jewel shard and its HUGE!" Kagome yelled out happily.

"Yay!" the entire group yelled even Inuyasha though he was muffled by the dirt.

"Wait couldn't that mean Naraku?" Kagome asked and everyone turned white. No one was in a condition to fight Miroku's wind tunnel was still healing, Sango was pregnant, and Inuyasha well… let's just say he had too much to drink last night.

"Damn that shard is moving really fast!!! It's almost here!" Kagome shouted to the rest of them. As if on queue a tornado appeared on the horizon and suddenly was upon them.

"Who're you guys?" A young hanyou asked.

"None of you're business bitch," Inuyasha replied and the hanyou giggled.

"Ah I've heard a lot about you Inuyasha. Like how you keep almost killing this guy called… Nareka um no that isn't it. Is it this guy?" She asked throwing a body in front of them. They all looked like they're eyes were going to fall out of their heads.

"Um yea… wow how'd you kill him?" Kagome said quizzically.

Flashback

"Hey I'm looking for some jewel called the shikon jewel I see you have some shards hand them over." She said to Naraku.

"Ah you must be young Tashie." Naraku replied.(Yes Tashie1010 I couldn't think of a name so I used your profile. If you want me to change her name just leave a review.)

"So what you want me to watch over this kid or something?" Tashie replied.

"Yes," he said unveiling a pale white infant carrying a blue orb.

"What is the payment?" she asked.

"Five jewel shards." He replied.

"Sweet! What's your name so I can find you?" she asked.

"I'm Naraku." Naraku replied. By this time Tashie was holding the infant.

"So you're the famous Naraku. I also heard that an infant just like this holds your heart" she said with an icy sting that could make Kikyo cold. Naraku's eyes widened at this statement realizing what she was about to do.

"You wouldn't dare" He said.

"Watch me." SHLUCK! A baby cried for just one second that night. Tashie searched his body and found an almost complete shikon jewel.

"FUCKIN' SWEET!" she yelled in happiness.

End Flashback

"Then I started running back to my village and ran into you guys." She finished.

"One hundred percent un-frickin' believable." Inuyasha stuttered Miroku looked at his right hand and pulled off the rosary. "WOOHOO! I'M FREE I'M FINALLY FUCKING FREE!!!" he yelled ecstatic while the Tashie looked at him like he was insane.

"Oh him he had a void in his hand that would curse him and his descendants till the day Naraku died." Kagome explained everyone's story about how Naraku had hurt them.

"I'm so sorry Inuyasha that must have hurt you so much." Tashie said ears folded down on her head. "Being so close then suddenly loosing all trust in each other just like that." (still Tashie) "Wait you said Inuyasha keeps running off to Kikyo I thought she died." Tashie said smoke coming out of her ears. "Well I have to run it's getting late and Inuyasha." The hanyou looked up just in time to get a kiss on the cheek.

"Um wha…" He said his face turning as red as his haori.

"If you ever want to see me again I'll be camping at the god tree for the next few weeks!" She said before running off with the power of the sacred jewel.

END CHAPTER!

Animelover: I think I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Tashie: Well I want to know what happens.

Kagome: WHY DID YOU KISS INUYASHA strangles Tashie

Animelover: Hey I wrote it… cut off by jealous Kagome strangling him

Suddenly a blur flew by and everyone fell on the floor unconscious.

Animelover mumbled half conscious: PLZ R&R tell me if you like it plz.