I was inspired to write this after reading 115 Ways to Annoy Voldemort on I think it was Mugglenet or something. Tell me what you think and if you have anything to add to the list. By the way, I love Methos but then who doesn't?
Ways to annoy the R.O.G otherwise known as Methos
Replace his entire CD collection with opera…Duncan's favourite operas.
Take away his beer.
Make him pay his bar tab.
Act like you don't forgive him for being evil…2000 years before you were born.
Try to kill him.
Kidnap someone one of his friends cares about and offer their life in exchange for his head.
Beg him to help you keep a married couple together.
Make him do something life threatening.
Make tell one of your friends who he really is.
Take away his access to the Watcher database.
Stab him.
Tell him to kill Duncan.
Demand explanations; say things like "Is what she said true?"
Be stubborn.
Act like you're older than him and that you know more about human nature.
Make him get in a rowboat with no facilities.
Surround him with Irish monks in said rowboat.
Call him a coward.
Wake him up in the middle of the night by pounding on his door and screaming his real name at the top of your lungs.
Read his journal…after breaking into his house.
Kill one of his friends.
Threaten to reveal the Watchers and Immortals to the newspaper.
Ask for his help.
Refuse his help when he offers it freely.
Make him miss his flight.
Yell at him.
Play a trick on Gina and blame it on him.
Better yet, tell Gina that he killed Robert.
Ask his advice.
Tell him to breech Watcher files to get information for you.
Do anything you can think of to annoy him or at least break that calm he always seems to have.