I don't really know what this is, it was originally the beginning of a longer story that I've decided not to do anymore, but for some reason, I really liked this. I guess there's no harm in posting it.

There is just one swear word! Thanks for reading :')

"No"

"Klaus, please, let's just-"

"Caroline, I said, no. It's disgusting. We aren't keeping it"

"But he's adorable!"

Klaus looked into the eyes of his wife, his beautiful wife. In his eyes, she was the definition of 'adorable'. Not this thing in front of him, and he couldn't believe that she had wasted their money buying something pointless, something that was sure to make his life hell. She could, at the least, have used compulsion to avoid having to part with any money, as he usually did.

"It will chew up all of my antiquities, love, and it will piss everywhere, all over our home!"

"But I've always wanted a Chihuahua!"

"I would eat that thing as a light snack"

Caroline batted her eyelashes at him, scrunching up her face in that adorable way that she always did when she was after something from him. He rolled his eyes at her, agitated that he always seemed to find himself giving in to her wishes. How could he resist that face?

"Fine!" he sighed, throwing his arms up in the air in defeat, unable to resist a smile as she beamed in front of him. He knew that he would regret this, but at the moment, he just liked to see her happy. "What are you going to name him, then?"

"Hmmm… Klaus Jr."

"Don't push your luck".