Disclaimer: ……Yuu Watase and Rumiko Takahashi (for the Jusenkyo springs curse thingy idea from Ranma ½ yyeahhhh) … we envy you … you own them and we don't ……… WHYYYYYYYYYY????? … but wait … we own ourselves…so NYAH!

Also …:  To figure out what the hell we're talking about and why this story was even created … check out: www.fushigiakugi.com … yyeahhh…OUR SITE … muahhahaha… and Mits is my friend, and obviously I'm Chiri … like in all my other fics lol

These Morons.

Chapter 1

*scene changes to a dimly lit HUGE room with a fireplace … and right smack in the middle, is a big recliner poofy chair on a circular rug* *chair turns around slowly facing the 'victims' … muhahaha…Chiri has crazed smile on her face, in big poofy robe and bunny slippers, with a huge fat book on her lap and a pipe that blows bubbles in her mouth*

Chiri: *fake English accent, blowing bubbles out of the pipe* Hello boys and girls … I'm Chiri and I'll be telling you all about this lame-ass boring idiotic story of five morons and the curse that affected four of them. …The other goes completely insane … don't worry kiddies. *blows more bubbles ……*chokes on them* DAMN PIPE! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! *stomps it into the ground* ………………*kids staring* ……………WHATTYA LOOKIN' AT?!?! *looking around at the kids with huge eyes* YOU WANT SOMMA THIS?!?!??! COME ANNNNNDDD GET ITTTT!!! *runs around screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *suddenly screen goes black, with "One Moment Please" in fancy script writing*

*scene goes back to the same room setting, the chair turns around and Mits is sitting there in the same clothes … no pipe…*

Mits: *fake English accent* Hello kiddies … I'm here as Chiri's replacement … as she … was hauled off by the S.W.A.T. team … *coughs* … ANYWAY … let's get on with our story, shall we? *opens fat book and starts reading* "It all began when …"

*scene takes place in the living room in our NYC apartment … ooo fun fun … Chiri, Chichiri, Tasuki, Mitsukake and Mits are all sitting in a pow-wow around a lil table*

Mits: I'm bored.

Chiri: We should go somewhere.

Mitsukake: Where?

Tasuki: We have no fuckin' money!

Chichiri: *random*… Let's go to China no da!

*pause … crickets chirp*

Everyone: OKAY! *everyone gets up at the same time and runs up to their rooms to pack lots of 'important' crap*

Chichiri: *muttering to himself* … I guess since we're teleporting there no da …… Hey! *yelling at everyone while walking down the hallway* I have a weight limit, you know! *sweatdrops, watching Chiri go crazy packing 5000000 huge suitcases* O_O …

Chiri: *throws them out the door … and they hit Chichiri* I think this'll last me three days at least!! *walks out of the room and downstairs randomly*

Chichiri: . Ummm…*takes 499999 bags and throws them back into the room, and picks up one of them* Good enough no da …

*everyone else comes out of the room at the same time, with one bag … thank God…*

Chichiri: *whips out a scale and throws everything onto it* …I guess this'll do … it'll be a little tight no da …

*everyone gallops down the stairs at the same time, leaving Chichiri there with all the bags*

Chichiri: *has the five bags piled one on top of each other in his arms walking down the stairs* … I can't … see *takes 3rd step, almost slips down the stairs* … no da! *takes another step, slips … falls down the entire staircase*

*insert picture of a realist earthquake here*

Chichiri: Itai no da … *bags piled on him* _

Mitsukake: *pops out of nowhere and looks down at him* Need help?

Chichiri: No no da … I'm good … just fine … very comfortable here … UNDER THESE GODDAMN BAGS!! NO DAAAAAAAAA! *hyperventilates*

Mitsukake: … *quietly lifts the bags off and carries them into the living room as if they weighed nothing* … *starts juggling bags* WHEE! Lookit that! *starts laughing at Chichiri*

Chichiri: *whips out staff from nowhere and beats him over the head … the bags are on the floor now …*

Tasuki: Can we GO now?!?!

Mits: … Yeah … before ya kill him!

Chiri: … yeah that'd be nice… *blink*

Chichiri: *piles bags on top of the kesa, that mysteriously ended up flat out on the floor* *everyone walks on* *teleports*

Mits: *screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *weight limit was too much … so she got thrown off into another dimension … not good…*

*Chichiri, Mitsukake, Tasuki, and Chiri pop into China…*

Chichiri: Well … we're here no da.

Tasuki: Yep.

Chiri: Uh-huh…

Mitsukake: …………………Heyyyyy wait a minute! *looks around* Where the hell is Mits?

*all three look around*

Chiri: … dunno.

Chichiri: …Wanna go swimming no da?

Everyone: YEAH!

*pop into Jusenkyo springs … yes … randomly … no purpose … just the closest springs … ignoring all warning signs about the curses of the springs*

Everyone: *blinks* ………YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *starts running into different springs … cuz we have no patience whatsoever…you know…*

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Tasuki: *busts out of the water and screams* HHHHHOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT …………*looks down again*……WHAT THE HELL?! *runs around screaming*

*Mitsukake flaps out … literally*

Mitsukake: ……………… CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP …………-.-' ……………………O_O…………………0_0…………… (I didn't know birds could make such weird faces…)

*Chichiri walks out casually, shakes his fur and sits down*

Chichiri: …O_O……0_0 …………-.-;;;……………………

*Chiri floats to the surface and paddles slowly to the edge of the spring*

Chiri: …oink. …………………O_O ………… 0_0 ……………… -.-'

*Tasuki stops running and stares at the three animals … staring at each other … making these weird-ass faces…*

Tasuki: What the hell … …………*walks over really slowly, jabbing them each with his tessen* Yeah … this is normal … a pig … a fox … and a bird … MAKING FACES …… right … *pause, sitting down, talking to himself* and I'm a woman … when I hate them … and why the hell did I jump in a spring anyway??? … I hate water, you know … *looks down at the animals, staring at him with big eyes* …*looks down at the pig and sees a 'C' bracelet around it's neck* … O_O CHIRI?! … um … *picks up the pig and starts shaking it* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?! *starts freaking out now, looking down at the fox, hyperventilating* ……*looks at the fox's face* …… CHICHIRI?!?!?! O_O *grabs his heart, breathing harder* … *looks at the bird with huge eyes* … holy crap … *looks closer* … MITSUKAKE?!?!?! … YOU'RE SHORT NOW!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

*bird gets pissed off and attacks him … running at him … since he doesn't know how to fly yet …* *pecking the crap out of Tasuki*

Tasuki: AHHHHH! MAD BIRD! GETTIM' OFF!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chichiri and Chiri: *sweatdrop*

*Jusenkyo springs dude pops out of nowhere*

Guy: Didn't you read the signs about the curses of the Jusenkyo springs?

Tasuki: Uh … no… *has bird in mini-headlock*

Guy: SUCKS FOR YOU! *runs away … skipping and laughing o.0;;;;*

Tasuki: …Shit.

*back to Mits…*

Mits: *appears in Spain* ……………………Ummm…must've took a wrong turn back there ……………………

TBC in Chapter 2!!

Sorry if this makes no sense whatsoever … lol … our reactions to our changes ? well, we're horrified, just so you know … but we're animals…and we cant talk lol ^^

Ummmm…yyeahhhh…*runs off*