Disclaimer: I do not own CSI or "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer"
Authors Note: I vaguely remember seeing a fic like this somewhere. I can't remember where. If you wrote a fic like this, know that I am NOT copying you. I got this when my class was singing this in Music.
Second A/N: For those of you waiting for an update on my Power Rangers fic, it WILL come…eventually…
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Ecklie got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from our lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grave Shift we believe
He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And they persuaded him to go
He'd took too many pain relievers
So he stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found him
Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were
hoof prints on him forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his
back.
Ecklie got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from our lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grave Shift we believe
Now were all so proud
of Grissom,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there
watchin' football,
Because he doesn't really care 'bout him
that well.
It's really Christmas
without Ecklie.
And no ones dressed in black.
And we just
can't help but wonder:
Should we shoot up his gifts or send them
back?
Ecklie got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from our lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grave Shift we believe
Now the goose is on the
table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver
candle,
If only Ecklie had worn a wig
I've told all my
friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They
should stay out and give thank you's
To the man who drives a
sleigh and plays with elves.
Ecklie got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from our lab Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grave Shift we believe
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