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Stark's Real World
The Park
After realizing that they are just pawns to Aizen, Stark, Halibel, and Lilynette escape to the human world inside of Gigai.
Stark: Isn't this nice? Just you and me at the park, having a good time.
Lily: Stark why are we here, it's just a bunch of stupid little kids, playing stupid little games on the stupid jungle gym.
Stark: calm down, as far as everyone is concerned you're a stupid little kid, and you play stupid little games, with me. So go on the stupid jungle gym.
Lily: I'm not a kid.
Stark: Yeah you're just stupid
Lily: that's right (thinks about it) hey!
Stark: look Halibel's shopping and she thought it would be a good idea to take you to the park, plus I can get some sleep.
Lily: Man I hate Halibel, she spanks me, she makes me do chores and I bet you hate her to. I see you wrestle her at night; she must really make you mad since you beat her up like that.
Stark: o_o uh…yeah wrestle…um hey look swings, go play on those, I'll be over there sleeping.
Lily: can you push me?
Stark: that requires movement, so no. Sometimes I only "wrestle" with Halibel for half a minute, but that's beside the point.
Lily: Come on you last ass Ex Espada.
Stark: (drops to the floor, already asleep) *snore* hey Halibel, hmm, hm you wanna do it.
Lily: Damn Stark must really hate Halibel, he even wrestles her in his dreams, beat her ass Stark. Oh well (grabs Stark's balls)
Stark: (half awake) Hey, hey not there, no get off! Stop! Ha-ha, that tickles.
(Unfortunately someone is watching)
Random Mother: Oh my goodness, look at what that sick freak, he makes his daughter do that to him, just for the sick pleasure. (Calls 911)
(A Few Minutes Later)
Cop #1: You're going to be put away for the long time, you sick fuck.
Cop #2: (puts blanket over Lily) don't worry sweetie, we're putting him away for a long time, he will never hurt you ever again.
Stark: This is just a big misunderstanding, Lily tell them!
Lily: I bet you regret not pushing me on the swings now, Stark; well this is what you get.
Newswoman: We're here live on the scene where the police have just arrested a pedophile, forcing his daughter to masturbate him in public. (Holds microphone up to Stark's mouth) Sir, how long have you've forced your daughter to do this?
Stark: Is this live? Halibel, you have to help, Halibel, HALIBEL!
(Elsewhere) Halibel: I bet you regret that half a minute of unsatisfying "wrestling" you jerk. I'm sure the guys in prison will show you a better time than you showed me.
Stark was later acquitted of the charges thanks to me performing the Lame Plot no Jutsu.
The End