This is the first time I've written in like forever. I watched this film recently and had an idea for a small fanfiction. I feel I'm a little rusty, so sorry if that shows. ^.^

I gain no profit from this, nor do I own these characters or do I claim to. This is for fun only.

The Guitar

"You're an idiot."

Dwayne strode angrily in front of his friend, forcing his hands deeper into his pockets. Paul jogged beside him, grinning at some passersby.

"It wasn't that bad," he said, ducking from Dwayne's clumsy punch. "I didn't mean to piss off Max."

"I was waiting for forever for that guitar," Dwayne whined. "Saving up. Babysitting. Being nice to Maria. Stocking the shelves..."

"You were bad at that," Paul leant over the railing, bored. "You mixed up the Disney section with the "adult" section..."

"Yeah, but Max forgave me for that."

His face grew stormy.

"But he won't forgive you for eating his shop girl." Dwayne glared at Paul. "You know he liked her, right?"

Paul scratched the back of his head.

"Maria was nice," He hid his smile with the back of his hand. "Real nice. Real tasty too."

"Yeah," Dwayne growled. "And now thanks to you, I have no funds and no fun for the next century."

"And no guitar," added Paul, ducking yet another punch.