In the course of writing A Change of Scenery my mind goes to weird places and with my brother to talk to, it only gets worse from there.
Just do remember, I'm a comedian at heart so these awkward displays of humor have to find an outlet in some way.
Please enjoy the worst jokes you'll ever bear witness to.
Jack howled with laughter and pulled out a shotgun from his hoodie. His eyes turned a bloody red with glee as he pumped shells into all those around him. From above Sandman descended, wagging a disapproving finger at his usual antics.
'I don't care if I keep losing believers this way. It's my version of fun!' he laughed psychotically, 'Wind, take me on a murder spree!'
Flying into the air with his trusty staff in one hand and his lovingly chosen murder weapon shotgun of awesomeness in the other, he flashed a grin at the moon that continued to shine and smile as brightly as before, if not stronger.
Sandman shook his head with a smile. Kids these days.