Summary: Aragorn and Legolas get sent to Caribbean, in the time of Dead Man's Chest. There they help Will Turner – who Aragorn still thinks is another Legolas – to find Captain Jack Sparrow and save Elizabeth Swann. Again. Of course this is Legolas and Aragorn so everything goes wrong. How will Legolas and Will escape Davy Jones and will Aragorn murder Jack by the time this is over? And why does Tia Dalma seem weird to our Elven-Prince? Find in this adventure.

Sorry for the long summary, but I needed it like that.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. Too bad I couldn't own Legolas or Aragorn or Will or Jack …. Why is the rum gone? Most of this belongs to Disney and J. R. R. Tolkien.

Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Will, Jack, Elizabeth, James Norrington – a fun character! - , Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack the Monkey, Tia Dalma, Ragetti, Pintel, Bootstrap Bill Turner, The crew of the Black Pearl, crew of the Flying Dutchman, and the Pelegostos – think I spelt that right.

A/N: This takes place about 10 years before FotR, and one year after The Curse of the One Ring – a story that takes place before this that I haven't written yet.

This chapter is mostly in Legolas' POV, but I hate doing the first person (I think that's what it's called?) POV's.

Also if their out of character don't blame me. I enjoy writing childish Aragorn and Legolas.

Now that that's all done – where is that monkey? I want to shot something!

Chapter One – Not Again!

"So any plans for today?" Aragorn asked his best friend, Legolas. Said Elf was glancing around the forest.

"Not really," he said. He and Aragorn, nearly a year ago had some how been sent to another universe, where there were pirates, and men and no Dwarves, Elves or Halflings! Okay the no Dwarves part was good but no Elves! There they had met a pirate, Jack Sparrow and a blacksmith, Will Turner – who Aragorn says is like a dark haired, dark eyed, human clone of Legolas – and a young lady named Elizabeth Swann. They had had to rescue Elizabeth from another pirate Barbossa, who actually wanted Will. Then Jack, Aragorn and Elizabeth were on an island while everyone else was captives of Barbossa. So really, really long story, short, never doing that again.

How wrong Legolas was.

"I wonder if Will and Elizabeth got married yet," Aragorn said.

"Maybe," Legolas said, half listening. "Or maybe you just want some more rum," Aragorn smiled. He kinda liked rum.

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do not!"

"Do too – damn it!" Aragorn said, when he figured out Legolas tricked him. Legolas smiled as he fletched his arrows, again.

"Any ideas on what to do?" Legolas asked.

"Go swimming?" Aragorn asked.

"Later."

"Please?"

"You're a grown man, Estel. You should not be pouting like a child."

"You do it all the time!"

"I'm an Elf."

"So what?"

"I can pull it off."

"Your 2921 years old!" (A/N: Legolas' age is from the movies by Peter Jackson)

"So what?"

"Your older than me."

"I look younger."

"You've seen Mordor."

"So what?"

"I ran out of ideas to say," Aragorn admitted.

"Good for you," Legolas said, putting away his arrows. He stood up taking off his quiver, bow, and knifes. Well not the ones he had hidden on him. also his cloak. "Are you ready for a swim?" He walked into the lake that was right in front of them and soon had Aragorn following him.

After a while of swimming, Legolas noticed that Aragorn hadn't come back up.

"Estel?" He asked. "Estel this isn't funny!" There was no answer. Pushing his wet hair out his face, he dived into the water, and looked for Aragorn. He wasn't there.

When he came up out of the water, he noticed a few things. One; Aragorn was standing on a beach and their weapons and cloaks were also there.

Two; they weren't were they last were

And three; they were back in the Caribbean.

Aragorn ran to his friend, who seemed to be frozen. Not this again.

"Legolas?"

No answer."

"Legolas? Lassie?"

"Don't call me that!" Legolas tackled him into the water.

After five minutes they stood on the beach, soaking wet.

"Do you think we're back in the Caribbean?" Aragorn asked.

"What makes you think that?" Legolas asked, sarcastically. The Caribbean was nice and all, but he wasn't a big fan of dying by pirate. Dying by a cave in sounded better than that.

"We were by a lake and now we're on an island, we're in the middle of the sea …"

"And the Black Pearl is on the beach," Legolas finished, looking behind Aragorn.

"What?"

And when Aragorn turned around, there was the Black Pearl on the beach, tied down with ropes.

"Damn it."

They were stuck once again, with Jack Sparrow.

Sorry for the short chapter, but I couldn't figure out how to write them getting here. I know most of this is just them talking, but I needed some humor in this.

Please Review and I'll let you shot and monkey and tell you where I hid the rum – just don't tell Jack.