A Day in the Life of Sasuke
Sasuke wakes up to the obnoxious ringing of his alarm clock, rolling over he groans and hits the snooze button. He sat up and rubbed the side of his head. Rubbing away the last of the sleep from his eyes he noticed a picture of him and his team on the bedside table. Pushing the thought from his mind, he stands up and gets ready for the day.
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He walked pleasantly down the streets of Konoha to his normal training spot.
Same old, same old boring day…oh look there's Sakura…wait, Sakura?! He thought.
She was a few meters ahead of him and she didn't notice him so Sasuke decided to keep it that way. Not for long. Sakura turned around and saw him approaching, she gave him a big smile. She stopped and waited for him.
"Oh great…" Sasuke mumbled to himself.
"What was that Sasuke-kun?" asks Sakura.
"Hn."
They continued walking silently to their training spot but then noticed the running behind them.
"Sakura-chan! Wait up for me! I have to tell you about the ramen I ate for dinner last night!"
Naruto catches up to them and shoves his way into the middle.
"Don't touch me you dobe…" threatened Sasuke.
"Shut up Sasuke-butt!" says Naruto.
"Naruto! Don't talk to Sasuke-kun that way!" said Sakura angrily hitting him behind the head.
They finally reached the training spot and waited two long hours for their sensei to show. Finally, after what seemed like forever, Kakashi appears out of a puff of smoke.
"Good morning team! Well, you see on my way here, there was this mermaid stuck in a tree-"
"Save it for later Kakashi-sensei," says Sakura, but then she realizes what he was going to say, "Wait, mermaid?"
"Eh heh heh…" says Kakashi.
They got on with training and Kakashi-sensei paired up Naruto and Sasuke to challenge each other to a sparring match. While he took Sakura aside and had her practice her taijutsu. Naruto cheated the whole way by using the fox's charka, but in the end, Sasuke still kicked his ass.
After training Sakura begged him to come to dinner with her. Sighing in defeat Sasuke said, "Yeah sure, whatever…" Sakura squealed in glee and dragged him along to a place she had already picked out. After they sat down at the table, Ino entered the restaurant along with Chouji and Shikamaru. She noticed Sasuke and Sakura right a way…and that fact, that they were alone.
"Oh shit, it's gonna get loud…" murmured Sasuke distressed.
"Billboard brow! What are you doing here with him!" screamed Ino.
"Uh, can't you see, Ino-pig, we're on a date!" says Sakura.
Sasuke's ears perked, "Excuse me?"
"Ino," says Shikamaru, "Just leave them alone, don't be so troublesome."
Sasuke noticed Chouji laughing in the background and Sasuke glared at him. Chouji immediately stopped fearing for his life. Chouji and Shikamaru grabbed Ino around her wrists and began dragging her out of the restaurant. Ino still refused and continued screaming her lungs out.
"I'll get him back forehead girl! You just wait!" screams Ino.
"He was never yours in the first place!" says Sakura triumphantly.
And that was the end of dinner. Besides the fact that Sasuke got stuck with the bill.
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Sasuke returns home and finds a note nailed to his front door. In blood it said:
I will get you soon, Uchiha Sasuke!
With ♥,
Oreo
(And Kabuto )
Sighing Sasuke ripped the note from his door and rumpled it in his fist. He threw it into the nearest trashcan. Getting ready for bed Sasuke crawled under the covers and fell asleep.
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Sasuke wakes up to the obnoxious ringing of his alarm clock, rolling over he groans and hits the snooze button…
Here we go again…