Chapter 1 – Gizmo Holly Cullen

Bella's POV

Today has to be the most boring day in my entire life! There is nothing on TV and Edward won't let me get none because I pulled a harmless little prank on him that involved me, Emmett, screaming, panting, and a racing game. So basically me and Emmett played this racing game on the Play Station 2 and we said some things that made it sound like we were having sex… hard core sex.

We started the game and I was like, "EMMETT! OH GOD! FASTER! FASTER! YOU'RE SO CLOSE!" and he was like, "SHIT BELLA! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS! WE SHOULD'VE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO!" and then Edward bursted through the door and then I paused the game and said, "What's the matter, Edward? Me and Emmett were just tag teaming in Hydro Thunder." He got so pissed at me! I thought I was gonna pee my pants (even though that isn't even remotely possible) when I saw the look on his face!

I was suddenly pulled from my thoughts by the soft "meow" that came from behind the couch. I looked back and gasped when I saw a purplish/pinkish striped cat that looked suspiciously like that cat in Alice in Wonderland.

"What the hell." I said while I got off the couch and slowly approached the cat. I knelt down by it and softly stroked its colorful fur. It purred at my touch.

"Can everyone come down here for a second?!" I called.

I mere seconds everyone was downstairs and staring bewildered at the sight before them. Everyone except Alice who had a big smile spread across her face. She danced of to the cat and picked it up.

"Everyone! I would like you to meet Miss Gizmo Holly Cullen!" She introduced the strange looking cat.

"Ummmm… Alice… where in the hell did you find a purple cat?" Edward asked with raised eyebrows.

Alice laughed. "I didn't buy it like this silly! I dyed it this way!" She chimed.

"Why?" Everyone said all at once.

"Well, I was watching that Disney movie Alice in Wonderland and I saw that cat and I just had to have one that looked identical to it. So I bought a cat with the same body figure as the cat in the movie and dyed its fur the same exact color and style!" She explained in a rush.

Emmett looked all jittery the whole time she was explaining her little story.

All of the sudden Emmett ran up to Alice and snatched the cat from her arms. What he did next scared the hell out of us all!

If I get enough reviews and views, for that matter, I will post the second chapter to this story. Other than that I'm probably gonna post the chapter anyway. I'm just too tired to make it right now because it's 1:30am. and a girls gotta get her sleep! I will post it later today or tomorrow!