Author's Note : This fanfic is dedicated to a great friend of mine, Mitsuki who helped me on this.
25 Ways To Piss Off/ Freak Out Tayuya
1. Steal Tayuya's flute
2. Ask Sakon very loudly why he loves Tayuya so much
3. Calmly watch as Tayuya beats Sakon up
4. Replace Tayuya's flute with a strawberry lollipop
5. Forbid Tayuya from swearing at all costs by taping her mouth with tape
6. Whenever Tayuya tries to swear, scream loudly in her ear
7. Force her to wear a frilly dress every day
8. Wake her up at three in the morning and say it's her birthday… eleven months early
9. Say that Tayuya loves Kimimaro
10. Spread the rumor
11. When Tayuya is about to kill someone, jump on her
12. Hug her
13. Tightly
14. Until she turns blue
15. Dye Tayuya's hair black
16. Tell Kin that Tayuya is a lesbian
17. When Tayuya asks you who said that, say that it was Kidoumaru
18. Watch amusingly as Tayuya beats him up
19. Read out excerpts out of her diary whenever she's in battle
20. Bake cookies for her
21. Pink cookies, preferably
22. Say that Kabuto gave those to her
23. Tell her loudly that everyone thinks she's a freak
24. On her birthday, bake her a pink cake with red icing
25. Give it to her and say it was from those "Konoha brats"
Tayuya's Reaction
Tayuya's eye twitched as she read the fan fiction.
"I AM NOT A LESBIAN!" Tayuya yelled, storming through the halls of the base.
"I AM NOT A FREAK!" Tayuya shrieked.
"AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DO NOT LOVE KIMIMARO!" Tayuya finished, face red from yelling at the top of her lungs.
Everyone was now wide awake.
She had had her sudden outburst in the middle of the night…
"Oi, Tayuya, is it that time of month again?" Sakon asked, suddenly appearing behind her.
Tayuya turned to face him, chocolate eyes burning with anger.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MY LUNAR CYCLE CONTROLS ME?! I WILL KILL YOU!" Tayuya screamed as she chased Sakon.
Everyone else sweatdropped while watching Tayuya chase Sakon around like a drunk madman.
"Okay…"