For some reason Cry and Pewds decided to break into Ken's house interrupting the bearded man during sex night with his beautiful gal, walking into the sitting room with a base ball bat dressed up as hooker from Moulin rouge Ken saw something that would scar him for Life...it was Pewds and Cry dressed up as sexy vampires from that movie you know the one where the stalker and the emotionally unstable chick take down the Cardashians? what the hell was it called, damn it they had loads of glitter on them and the adoptive parents forced them to inbreed, oh twilight! anyways Ken arched a eyebrow at his friends who looked sheepish Pewds saying:

Pewds:" Ken! I uh thought You where out getting a rectal examination"

Ken glared:" My hemorids are painful in this outfit but it's just gone midnight, what the hell are You doing in My house?"

Cry purred seductively:" why are You wearing that hooker outfit baby boy?"

Ken giggled:" it drives My lady crazy"

Ken's beautiful gal came out dressed as a gladiator saying as she puffed on a cigar:

Beautiful Gal:" wut up bitches?! Ken if where not getting dirty I'm going on holiday to a place called sporkes where people glitter, laters "

Ken sighed:" Look it's late and I'm horny so I'm gonna go to bed "

the next day Ken awoke in the same hooker outfit from the night before and realized he needed to go to the shops and buy a new stripper pole before his beautiful gal got back from sporkes, he smile thinking of his blood thirsty warrioress before stretching getting up but not bothering to get changed as the sound of Cry groaning made him pause:

Cry:" ooh god Pewds it tastes so good!"

Pewds cooed:" do You want Me to squirt You again Mr sloppy pants?"

Cry moaned like he was having some sort of psychotic break down and sighed he didn't want to walk in on his friends but he needed to get that stripper pole so he strutted in high heals into the sitting room confronted by the sight of Cry eating chocolate waffles covered in fudge sauce that Pewds was squirting out of the bottle, Cry smiled when he sawed the beardy man and squealed:

Cry:" Ken! have a taste of Pewdie's sauce oh god I want Your sauce all over Me"

the last part was said with cry's eyes closed and Ken sighed annoyed:

Ken:" look I don't know why You guys broke into My house but I need to go shopping so...please just don't break anything whilst I'm out"

with that Ken strutted with pride into the street as Pewds and Cry looked at each other Pewds whispering into Cry's mouth :

Pewds:" he didn't suspect a thing"

Cry:" lets do it!"

ten seconds later Ken came home with his stripper pole only to pause at the door as heard grunting and moaning as Cry said:

Cry:" I love it! spank My ass and call Me Kenny!"

Ken Muttered to himself:" what the ducking midget sluts?"

throwing open the front door dramatically he saw a guilty looking Pewds and Cry standing with paint brushes and camera , Ken looking around the room that was dramatically changed to look like Mine craft had tears in his eyes:

Cry:" we did this for You Ken because we love You and want to have a threesome in mine craft"

Pewds:" Cry You ducking slut!"

Cry:" joking I'm joking My Sweedish god! My balls belong to You"

Pewds grinned as Ken said:

Ken:" it's beautiful" he placed the pole down

Cry then added " now about that blow job I really meant it when I said I want Your sauce in Me Ken"

Ken:" wait what?"

The End