But we don't even live on the same continent!

by Sirius Black is a Sweetie

Sirius is drunk and wanted to text James to ask him where the hell he went, but he actually texted a weird number that belongs to a weird stranger that doesn't even live on the same continent as him. What the hell! Wolfstar story. Modern AU. Includes only texting. (Swearing and grammatical errors included)

1. Chapter 1

Sirius

Remus

[1:05 AM] jamES

[1:05 AM] jmesYYYY

[1:06 AM] y u lefft u sht

[1:06 AM] fckin jAMES

[1:08 AM] anmswerr me u basstard

[1:10 AM] yoU HVE MY JCKETN JAMES

[1:14 AM] fucckm helll mnot jokin anymmor

[1:20 AM] JAMESY

[1:21 AM] who in hell are you and why are you texting me while you're drunk. I am NOT James.

[1:27 AM] .. oh.. msorry

[1:28 AM] didnt realiz wth bein drunk n all

[1:30 AM] sorry nate

[1:30 AM] mate

[1:32 AM] Can I go back to sleep now?

[1:33 AM] yeah yea msorru

[9:54 AM] Have you found your James ?

[9:56 AM] is,meo

[9:57 AM] Excuse me.. What?

[9:59 AM] who da fuck are you and why are you fucking texting me at 10 in the morning

[10:02 AM] You drunk-texted me at 6 am dickhead

[10:03 AM] And it's not actually ten?

[10:05 AM] oh yea right but wHY ARE U TCTIN Me at the hour of the devil

[10:06 AM] holy fuck

[10:06 AM] hangover

[10:07 AM] sorry

[10:07 AM] and it wasnt even 6am wht r u talkin bout?

[10:07 AM] S'okay. So. James?

[10:08 AM] what about this git

[10:09 AM] Git ?

[10:09 AM] holy shit

[10:10 AM] Are you freaking british?

[10:12 AM] uhh yea?

[10:13 AM] what r you?

[10:14 AM] I'm canadian ?

[10:15 AM] oh my gosh