The fact that this fanfic hadn't occurred to me earlier is a disgrace.
Anyway, I'm just going to post all of the chapters in one go since I completed it last night and you guys get so few completed fics from me, I'll just post it all now.
Enjoy! Reviews are nice, and I own nothing.
"We have to teach that racist asshole a lesson," Kyle told Stan, Kenny, and Token.
The four were hanging out after school, where Cartman, once again, made some insensitive comments during the annual Dr. King assembly.
"I mean, we can all ignore his stupid comments, but then he does shit like think blacks belong together!" He continued.
"I don't know, man. I mean, he is a racist piece of shit, but Nicole and I are really happy together," Token said.
"I know, but he can't keep going around thinking that's okay."
"So what do you want to do?" Stan asked him.
"I'm thinking we lock him in the auditorium with someone, see how he likes it," Kyle answered, a mischievous smile on his face.
"Do we really want to subject a girl to spending a night with him, though? That just seems cruel," Kenny muffled through his orange parka.
"I thought that too, that's why I propose we lock him in with Butters."
"Butters? Why should Butters have to suffer through this?" Stan wasn't too hot on the idea of pranking Butters along with Cartman.
"He did help Cartman lock Nicole in the locker room with me," Token explained.
"Yeah, but Butters isn't a racist, he's just an idiot," Kenny said in defense.
"Guys, do you want to teach that asshole a lesson or not?" Kyle asked, exhausted by his friends' reluctance.
"I'm in," Token said.
Stan shrugged. "I'm in."
"Fine," Kenny murmured.
"Then it's settled, tomorrow we lock those two in the school auditorium for the night."