This is quotes from my history class with characters from Glee saying them... just because it's funny. I don't own Glee nor my history class. In this story, Mr. Schu is the history teacher.
Chlorine is used to clean water- Puck
Just another random comment from Noah Puckerman- Rachel
And you're not gonna nuke anybody?- Mr. Schu
Artie: I would bomb Britain
Sam: Good idea
In Home Depot, they have Spanish subtitles- Rory
Puck: You just nuke everybody. Bam, bam, bam.
Mr. Schu: What about the civilians that live there?
Puck: Too bad for them.
They have a country website- Rory
Alaska?- Rory
Why didn't they just go to Shop Rite?- Sugar
They're not allowed to use the shut up word- Brittany
KAZAKHSTAN!- Finn
Sam is awake today. Good job Sam- Mr. Schu
He was a lazy man- Brittany
I just know his eyeballs fall out- Brittany
I got hit by a boat today- Brittany
Do you have any turkey or tube socks?- Finn
Man, she's hardcore- Santana
Long live Wikapedia, the only source to help you do homework- Artie
Running around in your underwear is worse than running around in your jeans- Finn
Everyone quiet! It's time to sing a song- Rachel
Mr. Schu: If you're a farmer...
Brittany: I am!
Oh my god they're starving- Sam
Piggy banks are better than that- Brittany
They're all fresh people- Artie
Calm down, amigo, calm down- Sam
My friend Puck is growing a moustache to learn how to fly- Finn
Can I give a lecture?- Rachel
My friend Puck has the hygiene of monkeys- Sam
I'm not cute, I'm a devil- Santana
Brittany: Right to declare war
Santana: WHAT?
That's wrong on so many levels- Sam
Chinese are super genius smart kids- Brittany
Like my grandpa- Rory
Nobody touch the doorknob until I disinfect it- Mr. Schu
Artie: Was the guy bigger than you?
Sam: He was HUGE!
You know how dictators always make themselves weird names?- Sam
He was a good sailor- Rory
Mike: He's going down
Sam: Really? You're gonna take him down?
Oh, burn- Santana
I would just let them do whatever they want- Artie
I just need to be stronger- Rory
Just like when your mom's not home and you throw a party- Puck
You might not wanna drive in school- Santana
Why do I have communism?- Mr. Schu
No! The German Shepard?- Brittany
Yes these are real quotes