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The Connoisseur
By Alison Venugoban
Severus knew that for the best listening experience, the true connoisseur preferred headphones over earbuds when using an iPod.
He smiled and relaxed, closing his eyes blissfully as the classic strains of Abba's "Dancing Queen" filled his ears.
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(Author's note: Hey, remember he was a teenager of the 1970s! For the Snupin fanciers amongst us, Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" can be substituted.)