TITLE: Unimaginable Torture

AUTHOR: Vid Z.

PAIRING: Cam/Vala

CATEGORY: Romance, Humor, Smut

RATING: M

TIMELINE: Season 9 (Vala was never married nor pregnant in this universe)

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show Stargate: SG-1 are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

AUTHOR'S NOTES #1: I'm not used to writing smut, it's not my thing, nor do I like writing it as it distracts from the story I'm trying to tell, so please bear with me. No matter how it may seem, this fic actually has a plot, I'd never write a fic just for the smut (if I even write a fic with smut ever again, which is highly unlikely).

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!!!AUTHOR'S NOTES #2: also, because of me not being used to writing smut and thus ignorant to things connected to it, I would like it if you would warn me if the topic discussed is either inappropriate or in any other way unsuitable for this site and readers so that I remove it from the net if necessary. Thanks!!!!

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WARNINGS #1: some non-favourable thoughts and feelings for Daniel by the two main characters. Mainly because he got them in their "situation". Still, Daniel fans, it's best you keep away.

WARNINGS #2: Explicit descriptions of sexual situations, intercourse and body parts, explicit language. So, those of you who are too young to read this sort of thing, please close the window down now and move on.

SUMMARY: what happens when Cam and Vala are subjected to the worst torture possible?

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"Well, this is a new one." the voice was muffled.

"Yep." replied a voice just as muffled.

"He just had to do it, didn't he? He just had to keep asking questions and being completely blind and stupid as to what was going on."

"Yep."

There was silence for a while.

"You're strangely quiet. You're usually quite talkative."

"Yep."

"You know, I'm gonna kill Jackson when I see him next. Just wanted you to know."

"I'll help you."

"I was under the impression that you were in love with him?"

"Naaah. I just like bugging him, he looks like a sulky little kid when I do it, damn adorable. But nothing more. And even if I did, I wouldn't have after this."

This situation that they were talking about was their current situation.

Black hoods over their heads, naked like the days they were born and tied together on a chair, Vala straddling Cam.

The reason for Vala's depression/irritation/frustration was not their lack of clothing nor their being tied together. They were tied together so tightly and skillfully that they were unable to move much.

But the main reason for her frustration and anger was that she was sitting on top of a very healthy, single male, who's obvious and delicious interest was standing at attention between her thighs, in the crack of her ass, ready and willing to help her with her problem, and she was completely unable to take advantage of it!

And to make matters worse, the damn bastard acted as if it was completely normal for him to have a naked woman, naked Vala, in her own humble opinion the embodiement of hotness and sexual appeal, sitting in his lap and have her bare breasts, with their stiff peaks, pressed against him.

She was hot as hell (while Vala was absolutely convinced of her hotness every day of the week, she had to admit that at this occasion the word 'hot' was more appropriate for her temperature and blood pressure than anything else), sweat sliding down her back, between her breasts and dripping off her over-sensitized nipples, was aroused beyond comprehension, had a very impressive erection rubbing against her clitoris and between her nether lips with their breathing; and couldn't do anything about it.

The inability to see anything was making her other senses as sharp as blade and she could feel every drop of sweat go down her breasts and nipples, she could feel the heat of his arousal burning into her folds and butt crack, her legs spread wide to accomodate the girth of his body.

They were bound so tightly that she could barely move, too tightly to rub against him to relieve the pressure. Even more, the owner of the said erection was behaving as if this was nothing strange, as if it was completely normal. Even though she was so aroused that she was leaking all over his erection.

Vala really had to wonder what she'd done to piss off the ueber-beings so much that they would punish her this way.

Then an idea occured, an idea that would explain Cam's behaviour. Or lack of it.

Was Mitchell gay?

'Naaah.' Vala discarded that idea immediately. Cameron Mitchell was as hetero as they come. 'Ooops, mustn't think of that word now. Especially since it's not achievable and I'll just get myself frustrated more.'

She sighed, cursing Daniel again.

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