~Heyas all!!!! 'Tis me, Evui, and this be my first SSBM fanficcy!!! Tired of having no effort put into humor fanfics? Tired of waiting for the 20-chapter fanfic that you will enjoy reading for days? Tired of being disappointed by fanfics you love but leave you hanging by being put up on a shelf and collecting dust? Well, wait no more, for here is my fanfic and I will satisfy all your needs!!!!......Wait, that didn't sound right...o.o~

~*~Disclaimer: NEED I tell you I don't own this? Whoever thinks I do must've been born yesterday cause I sure wouldn't be writing this if I had money to do whatever I want with....all I own is Evui and Remi.~*~

~~~Note: The Evui in this story is not me like she usually is, but she still has the same desc....she SO not me...o.o~~~

***WARNING*** waiting for me to shutup? This fic will have lemony fresh parts in later chapters so be warned....you have been warned...Without further ado.....HERE IT IS!!! ^_^ Yayyyy!

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'Evui grabbed the Kikyuu teleporter to escape from her fading realm. "Remi!!! Grab on!!" The blue-haired Neko-jin clung to Evui's foot in her desperate attempt not fade with the dying world. Both closed their eyes, and they disappeared, never to see their world again.....

"Evui!!!" Evui woke up to find herself floating in an empty space. She looked to her left to see Remi's worried face. "Thank God you're alive...I couldn't make it without you!" Evui smiled at her. "Don't worry, it takes a whole lot more to get rid ah me!!!" Remi looked ahead of herself to see a whitish glow. "Look Evui, we're approaching our new realm now...'

"Come on Roy, the last Past Stage is in your hands!!!"

"You can make 400 meters, we know you can do it!!!"

Roy looked over at Marth and Link. 'They're such good friends' He thought, smiling. He waved over to them and jumped up on the platform to smack Sandbag around a bit and use a Flame Sword/Fire Blade Combo on it. (So far I think Roy's the only one who can hit Sandbag 400 m....I got 800 sumthin feet so far, I think he can do 400 meters if I try faster) He did it with quick speeds and finally he charged up his Fire Blade. FIVE....FOUR.....THREE...TWO....ONE.... Roy unleashed his Fire Blade, slightly injuring himself, but he watched Sandbag fly with hope in his eyes. Everybody watched it fly through the air over 600....700....800....900....1000...

'Come on, Come on....' Roy prayed silently as he saw Sandbag finally hit the ground on the 1430 foot mark and slide past 1450. Roy's eyes widened as it slowly slid past 1477 and then stopped at 1482. "ALL RIGHT!!!!" Roy did a Blazer of victory in the air and Marth, Link, and all the other smashers cheered for him. The Yoshi's Island Past Stage was the last thing to be unlocked, and it added the last trophy to their cabinet (I least I THINK it does...o.o;;).

"So what happens now?" asked Marth.

"I think we should go try out a Melee in Yoshi's Island..."

Link smiled at Zelda and they went to the Melee and battled in Yoshi's Island..

' "Remi! Where are you!!!??" Evui and Remi had entered the glowing light, but after the entrance, there was a flash, and Remi was nowhere to be found. Evui was getting worried, but before she time to think there was another flash and she had found herself standing on a long purple and black platform. She realized the fact that it looked like she was still floating in space but space was moving around her fast. "Where am I???"

"EYAHHH!!!!"

Marth screamed as he unleashed a fully charged Shield breaker down on Link and sent him flying and rolling on the screen. "GAME!!!" Marth smiled in satisfaction, but then he looked shocked as a screen in front of him said 'A new challenger has appeared!' It showed the silhouette of a girl with long wavy hair. He also saw that she cat ears with a ball on each one and a tail. "A Neko-girl?" He questioned himself, but before he even got to think, he was sent to Final Destination, and he beheld 'The Challenger'. She was a brown-skinned girl of about 17 or 18 with bright green eyes and long light purple wavy hair. She was wearing light blue pants and a matching tank top. He looked closer and he saw that she looked confused, scared, worried, and nervous all at the same time. 'In order to get the new challenger, I have to KO her..' He thought. 'But she looks so afraid....I don't want to hurt her..'

Evui looked up to see a cute blue-haired swordsman. She looked into his deep blue eyes and saw that they looked merciful and worried, but that didn't calm her any. Without her best friend, and not knowing where she was or who this man was, she thought nothing could calm her right now. 'Where am I? Who is that? Will he hurt me? Try to fight me?' She swallowed. 'Or...or...will he try to rape me??!' Her eyes widened and she backed away to the edge of the platform as Marth took a step toward her, his eyes kind. 'I don't think he wants to hurt me, but I can't trust him just yet....I don't even know where I am, or what this Realm is all about...'

Marth walked toward her more, trying to calm her. "D-Don't worry, I won't hurt you!!!" He reached toward her, but he had shocked her. "NO!!!" Evui yelled at him with scared and hateful eyes. "I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!!!" She jumped off the platform and as she was falling she looked up to see Marth's face not scared or worried, but simply concerned. 'He doesn't even care' was her last quick thought as she exploded into a bunch of green and whatever-colored smoke there was.

'Wha? I'm still alive?' She looked around as she materialized in a green forest-type place. She saw a portal on a small path. "I guess that's where I go, then.." She thought aloud. She walked into the portal and she saw a whole bunch of people talking. When she arrived, all eyes were on her, and there he was, the sexy swordsman that had scared her at Final Destination. He looked at him as everyone stopped talking and he walked towards her. Evui gasped and backed away a bit. "Stay away", she hissed." Marth looked hurt. "I won't hurt you, you don't have to worry." He smiled warmly at her. "It's okay, there's nothing to be afraid of.." It was something about his smile that comforted Evui. When he tried to approach her again, she didn't back away. Marth smiled at her again. "My name's Marth, how 'bout you?"

She looked at him and finally smiled back. It felt so good to be calm again. "My name's Evui.." "Cute name...^_^" Marth took her hand and led her to the other smashers. 'His hand is so warm....he's really sweet....but he looks like a prince, I wonder if he has a princess....I dono....man...he's sexy...' Marth took her into the mass of the 25 people and introduced her to each one.....

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Meh, I'm too lazy to put all the introductions in this chapter. They'll be in the next one, and I won't leave ya'll hangin, I'll post ch.2 today or tomorrow, PROMISE!! ^_^ Ja ne!!! And remember, stay cool and to Hell with school!!