Diclaimer: I own nothing of this. Naruto and Bleach belong to their respective owners.

In this story, Temari is sort of superpowered. So if you don't like stories like that, then this isn't for you.

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Same shit different day

Temari groaned as sunlight invaded her room, waking her from a peaceful sleep. She tossed the covers aside and slowly sat up. Rubbing her eyes to clear them she sighed.

'Time to begin yet another day. Kami i wish something interesting would happen around here.' she hoped, getting up to head for the shower.

Fifteen minutes later a refreshed Temari walked out of the bathroom. She threw on her battle kimono, grabbed her fan and strapped it into place, and put her hair up into the four trademark pigtails. She left her room and walked down the hallway to kankuro's room. Along the way, she ran into Gaara who was just starting his day as well.

"hey Gaara, do you want something to eat? I could fix something quickly." she offered.

"no thanks Tema, i'm late enough as it is. I'll just take an apple with me. If i have to be lectured by that council one more time..." gaara sighed, walking on.

"well have a good day." she called, before turning back to her objective.

"kankuro, get your lazy ass up!" she shouted, pounding on the door. The reply was an annoyed grumble.

"Go away Tema. Nothing happened yesterday, the day before that and the day before that. Might as well get some extra sleep while we can."

'Can't argue with that logic.' she admitted. "whatever. Do what you want. But don't come crying to me when gaara comes looking for you and finds you asleep." temari scoffed as she walked away. The sudden sounds of hastened movement satisfied her as she went into the kitchen. She pulled out bread, the toaster, peanut butter and a grapefruit. Minutes later she was wolfing down peanut butter toast and grapefruit. After putting away her dishes she walked out of the house. It was still early in the morning, but the streets of suna were alive with civillians. Temari walked down the nearest street, her goal to get to the entrance of the village for her daily patrol.

As she walked on, the many people who noticed her stopped to bow in respect to their wind mistress, mainly the elder generation. They still clung to beliefs that she and gaara determined how calm or harsh the desert was, although the very idea was laughable. Temari walked a bit faster, trying to avoid as much unecessary attention as possible. But nothing goes according to plan, temari should have known. A little girl walked up to her and stopped. Temari did the same and kneeled to her height.

"Mari-sama, my puppy sick. Fix?" she said, holding up an injured puppy. It was all black with a white patch on its back, but it was very weak and upon further inspection, there was a cut on it's underside that was becoming infected. Temari smiled at the little girl to reassure her and began to heal the puppy. First was to get the infection out of the cut and seal it. Temari held out one hand as it glowed green and held it to the cut. The bacteria began to dissolve under temari's chakra, and when it was gone the little girl began to smile. Temari's hand then glowed a purplish color and she held it over the cut hiding it from view. After a minute she took her hand away, revealing a sealed cut. After careful scans proved nothing else was wrong with the pup temari handed it back to the girl.

"it will be fine as long as you take good care of it until it regains its strength, okay?" temari said gently. The girl nodded.

"thank you mari-sama!" she yelled in glee, running off. Temari sighed in content. There was nothing like the expression on someone's face once you have helped them. Temari stood and continued on her way.

After what seemed like forever, she made it to the stone walls that surrounded her village. With one leap she stood on top of the massive barrier. The few ANBU that were there noticed her and bowed.

"temari-sama." one op, with a birdlike mask greeted her. She nodded to him.

"continue your work. I am merely here for my daily patrol." she said, waving them away. They faithfully returned to their duties and temari kneeled by the ANBU captain, a man by the codename of hawk and looked over the desert with a critical eye, although inwardly she sighed. Nothing ever happened, so why should today be any different?

After two hours of absolutely nothing, temari sighed and stood.

"okay men, i've decided to do something. I am letting you all go home. You all have lovers and families. Go spend time with them." temari said.

"temari-sama, we would love to. But we have duties to perform."

"fine, this is now an order. Go spend time with your families. I will watch over the village, so go. And don't even try to argue with me, the results will be bad." temari playfully threatened. The ANBU turned to look at each other for awhile, deciding between going home or daring to stand up against the country of wind's most powerful kunoichi. With great hesitation they left, one by one.

Temari sighed and sat down on the edge of the wall, her legs hanging off of the outer edge. Patrol had to be the most boring job in suna, well recently anyways. Things had been way too quiet in the normally lively desert, and she had a feeling that was about to change. She honestly didn't want her men to see her cut loose on whatever was destroying the natural order around the village.

Suddenly, a dust cloud appeared on the horizon, and temari felt her chakra flow become stronger. The cloud grew and grew as it approached suna at an alarming rate. Temari pushed herself off the edge of the wall and landed silently. She focused her chakra to her legs and took off toward her target.