The Prologue
Two households, both alike in dignity,
"Hey, screw you Uchiha!"Minato shouted.
"What did we ever do to you Uzumaki?"Tekka replied.
"Screw you!"Minato said again.
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
"Naruto's hands are unclean,"Sasuke stated.
"Belive it!"Naruto shouted."Wait, what?"
From forth the loins of these two foes
"Please, don't give me that guy's boxers!"Edward Elric shouted.
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life.
"Please let me the cause,"Hidan begged, smiling.
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.
"What does 'doth' mean?"Luffy asked.
"Look I don't care. Just so long as I can use my blade, i'm happy,"Zoro put in.
Hidan was silent for a moment."Why are we not friends?"
The fearful passage of their death-marked love,
"You called?"Death asked.
"Lord Death, he wasn't talking about you,"Spirit replied.
"FOOL!"Excalibur yelled
Which, but their children's end, naught could
remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
Senbonzakura got irritated."Two hours?"
Zabimaru stopped him."Don't,"they said in unison.
The which if you with patient ear attend,
Senbonzakura began fight to get free of Zabimaru.
Haruhi sighed."Tamaki, you might get along with them"she joked.
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
"Oh, how I love this english literature! It makes my skin tingle! Only, I don't have skin! Yohohoho!"
Exit
Well, there is the prologue for my multible anime Romeo and Juliet.
If you have suggestions, i'm listening.
All chapters are going to be for each act in Romeo and Juliet, so each chapter will take a bit.
Keep an eye out for the next chapter.
(Note: i'm not the best with comedy, so I know it isn't the funniest. I hope you enjoy)