July 1, 1982

"Is the portal almost done?"

"Just one more screw and DONE!"

In the basement of Stanford and Stanley Pines was, the finished portal

"So how fast can this thing find the Dream scape?" asked Stanford

"In about 3 days since its so new" answered Stanley

"Can you get McGuket to help with tomorrow's test"

"Test?"

"Yeah were going to get a rope and throw one of us in there!"

"Cant we do that on the 4th? When it gets to the dreamscape?"

"Fine, lets hope McGuket doesn't forget his last name by then"

"Ha! Lets hope he doesn't make some sort of secret society around that memory eraser ray thing"

"He already did, didn't I tell you? Guess I forgot."

"Eh, Wanna play around with someone people from Fight Fighters"

"Yes!"

July 2, 1982

After paying $70 for the damage that Rumble McSumerish made and having to pay more soon, The Pines twins decided to make a tourist trap as a little side project to make up for the money

"The Mystery Hack!" said Stanford while him and Stanley where trying to make up a name

"How about the Mystery Shack"

"Isn't that what I said?"

"What kind of attractions should we make?"

"We can get some money from ol' Golddie"

Stanford then got out a shinny, new, gold painted gold miner thing.

"How much many did you pay for that?" asked Stanley

"None..."

"Uh-huh so you stole it. MOVING ON! What else should we make?"

"The rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock. The rock that looks like a rock"

"Ok And lets also have a gift shop"

"yes and the music we play in the gift shop will have subtle hints"

July 3, 1982

Not much happened today. They open up the Mystery Shack and the S fell off so yeah.

July 4, 1982

In the basement of the new Mystery Shack, Stanford, Stanley, And Fiddleford McGuket where getting ready to test the portal.

"Are you sure you want to go Stanley?" asked Stanford as they were tying him up.

"Yes don't worry."

"McGuket whats the password to the laptop you made us?"

"12345678" answered McGuket.

"I probably should stalk up the bunker when after you come back" said Stanford

"OK" said Stanley

"On 3, 1, 2, THREE!"

And with that Stanley jumped into the portal to be knocked off by a triangle

"Oh it is GREAT being back in gravity falls.?" asked the triangle

"AHHHHHHHHHH" Screamed the 3 men

"Names Bill Cipher and you 3 men screaming like little girls are?" asked bill.

"Wa- bu- you-?" stammered Mcguket who soon fainted.

"Laser Pointer" said Stanley

"What?" said Stanford

"Laser. Pointer."

"Ok" Stanford handed Stanley a Laser pointer.

Stanley then put the laser pointer on top of a snerf gun and pointed it at bill. He then shot it.

"What the heck? You wanna die? FINE!" yelled bill

"Crap" said the Pines Twins.

Bill then took Stanley and disappeared in the portal.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" scream Stanford as the portal fell apart.