"Come on Ron, these two guys" said Harry

"Alright," answered Ron carrying some sort of muggle equipment.

"Hey guys, we are taping a street magic special, want to see some magic?"

"Oh my gosh your Harry Potter!" Screamed Mark

"Harry Potter!" Shouted Evan

"That thing with Voldy's death was amazing!"

"Want to see some Magic?" said Harry

"Yeah of course!" said happy Evan.

Ron zoomed in on the video camera and Harry took out a deck of cards. Evan and Mark were surprised because it was a deck of cards and not magical wand moving tricks. Evan pulled out the Ace of Clubs, and then showed mark, then the camera. Harry then asked Evan to put it back in the deck. Harry then picked one card out and asked if that was his card which of course it was not! Then Harry asked Evan to lift his shirt.

"You want me to lift my shirt? Ok, im not gay just so you kno-what the f!!!

"Ahhhh what the f!" Screamed Mark

The Ace of Clubs was under Evan's shirt which was a surprise to all. Mark was still going 'what the f' and Evan spoke out.

"How did you do that? When did you do that?!?"

Mark then stood up and talked.

"There's not one on me there's not one on me!"

"Hey why don't you check you wallet?" said Harry.

"What ok, there's my wallet. Said Mark."

"Check your apparition license."

"Here it is!" said Mark

"Now how tall are you?"

"How tall am I? I am 5-foot ace of clubs-what the f!!!!!!!??????"

"What the fuck????!!!!!!!!!!" Said Mark.

"It's typed on there how did you get it on there what if they ask for it!!!!!!!??????" Screamed Mark

Now Harry asked Mark to check his cell phone (muggle products were allowed) and his home screen said Ace of clubs!!! Mark and Evan started screaming what the f! Now Harry asked Mark to call his mom. Mark was smiling because his mom was never home during the day. A surprise to all she was home. Harry gave more instructions.

"Now ask her to look at you 2nd year Hogwarts yearbook."

"Mom can you look at my second year Hogwarts yearbook...SHE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT IT!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK!" said Evan.

"She's looking at a picture of me!"

"What's in the picture? Said Harry

"Ok, uh hu, ok thanks mom, bye, (whispers) I love you to. (Normal) I'm eating Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans with my friends!!!!"

"Check your sock." Said Harry

"Me? Asked Mark, "ok, ahhhh, beans, what the beans!!!!!"

"Stop putting shit on us, please!!! Stop it. If there is an effing Ace of clubs up my ass I am going to kill you Harry Potter!!! I will sue you!!!!"

Harry told them that he would stop doing stuff to them. He told Mark to hold this sign that he picked up from the ground and when Harry would count to 3 Mark would flip it and Evan would read it. Evan though was convinced that it said Ace of Clubs and said he would not effing read it. Evan turned his back and was clearly not going to read it. Harry began the countdown...

"One, two, three."

Mark turned over the sign and it had a lot of words but Evan turned his back and began to say what he felt.

"I'm not reading that effing sign. I'm not reading that fucking sign so f you, f you, and your fing demon magic fing demon shit. Effing, Effing no!!!! If I go home and there is an effing ace of clubs up my ass I swear I...I... (Giant gasp) I will effing you apeshit you effing demon, your and effing demon!!!"

Evan finally finished. During that time Mark looked at the sign in awe. The sign said the exact thing that he just had said and Mark could not believe it.

"Evan...read the sign!!!!!!!!"

Evan took a moment to make sure it was what he read, he was effing confused!

"Holy effing shit fs!!!!!

The moment he just said that more words appeared and no one in sight was using a wand. They both fainted after the started to scream.

"Dude I can't believe they fainted." said Ron

"Yeah, wait until they go home and find out what's up their asses!!!!!"

"If this is going to be in a story I will effing sue you Harry Potter!"

A/N: Well that is chapter one. I have already got the next 6 ready. See ya.

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