The Horrible thing, with two rainbow fros, and a…mystery meat attached! I love…burning things!
Kakashi: I can't feel my face! I can't feel my face!
Yugi: You have a face?
Ed: Why am I always here? I always die, or get hurt or humiliated in some way. I mean come on! I'm the only sane person here!
Me: That means your dull! Boring fictional character! I mean come on Ed. Who wants to hang out with a sane, dull person? They want insane! Brightens up the room! Then burns it to the ground.
Sora: Yes, yes!
Me: Tiss the season to be-
Yugi: Jolly!
Me: Shoots Yugi in the head. Everyone looks scared. Anyone else?
Everyone: Shakes their head very scared like.
Me: Right then! Tiss the season to be EVIL! Tra la la la la la la la la! Break a window! Pop a tire! Fa la la la la la! Light your teachers hair on fire! Tra la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Everyone: Claps wildly.
Kairi: Did the teacher die?
Me: Of course he did!
Kairi: Faints dramatically.
Ed: Okay…
Me: Everybody now!
Riku: I'll do anything Me! As long as I'm with you!
Me: ……………Right then! Sing my slave!
Riku: Tiss the season to be-
Me: Never mind! Stop singing! Go fall in a ditch! I'll meet you there in five.
Riku: Yes, master! Sleeks away like Egor.
Kakashi: He was actually pretty good.
Me: I know! That's why I banished him to the relm of horribleness!
Somewhere in the relm of horribleness…
Riku: Falls through utter destruction of things not mentioned in greek. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHH! AH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!