"Nani what did you just say?"

"I said your able to get pregnant, so don't ever have sex unless your the "attacker" can't you hear"

Saskue was sitting at the table with his head down, as Itachi was in the next seat looking at him.

"Omg I'm a freak"

"Sasuke no your not, you should be happy you was born with this ability because it brings you much strength, it skipped father and I because we do not have the "red eyes of sharingan""

"But still, im kinda glad i have stength but it just weird to heard that a man can give birth"

"Why must you worry unless you like being the little reciever" Itachi snickered

"HELL NO a Uchiha has to much pride to let hiself be laid on his back!" Sasuke said almost knocking the chair over. " Hold on how the hell did you even know i was gay?"

"Oh little brother it kinda obvious the way you would look at the boys in your class and at that Naruto child."

Sasuke blushed bright red and left to go off to his room. His room was at the top of the stairs while Itachi's and his parents were down the hallway. The Uchiha manor had great space so it would be real easy to get privacy. As he was cursing his bloodline under his breath, he didn't notice his father walk in front of him.

"Oh hello father"

" Hello Sasuke, did Itachi tell you yet?'

"Yes" said Sasuke as he looked at the ground

"Oh don't worry to much, you'll find a nice women and get her pregnant, because I know you won't let a man have his way with you, but be cafeful because I see the way those boys from your class look at you"

"Yes father I will do my best"

"Good boy, and get of to training with Kakashi and the others"

"Yes sir" With that he ran out the door to the training grounds.

As he enter the grounds he saw Sakura and Naruto and of course no Kakashi-sensei. He walked up to them as usual and gave his silent hello.

"Hello Sasuke, how is your da so far?" Saskura said almostknocking him over for being so close.

"Im fine" he said coldy But she didn't notice it cause she was just so happy to be near him.

"Yo teme, how it going?" Said Naruto cheerfully

Sasuke was about to answer when he thought about what Itachi said earlier and blushed once more. At that moment Kakashi showed up.

"Hey everyo--" He was about to finish his sentence when he saw sasuke looking like a tomatoe.

"Are you okay Saskue?" He didn't say anything. Sasuke was in his own dream just thinking of little things he would love to do to the blond boy.Kakashi looked once more at time and hit him. That woked him up.

"Damn Kakashi!"

"Well well, Im just going to cancel training for today because Sasuke looks sick.

He put his hand on Sasuke shoulder. "Get some rest and maybe read one of my "Icha Icha " books" Kakashi said while smiling. Sasuke was about to say a comeback but he was gone in a poof.

"Wow Saskue are you alright do you need me to carry you home and take care of you" Said Sakura

"No im fine, that old man probley just wanted to get home early to bother Iruka"

"Well do you wanna go get something to eat?"

"No Sakura I'm going home now"

Sasuke walked away. Naruto caught up to him.

"Hey my house is in this direction so is it okay if I walk with you?"

"Hn, sure dobe"

They walked in silence for a while until Saskue got to his home.

"Bye dobe"

"Hey Sasuke would it be okay if I came in for a while, Pervy Sage not coming home for a while and I get lonley without anyone around." Naruto said with his puppy dog eyes.

"Maybe, if you don't mind my brother" he a bit wierd at times.

Naruto nodded. They walked into the living room and Naruto was introduced to his Father and Mother.

"It nice to meet you and thanks for leting me come in" Naruto said as he bowed.

"Your welcome Naruto, please stay for dinner if you want to" Sasuke mother said with asmile. Sasuke father stayed silent.

"Thank you i will"

"Kiss up" Chuckled Sasuke

"Shut up teme"

When they got to Sasuke room Naruto was in aww at the size of the room. And all the electronics.

"Damn your spoiled, I have to beg Pervy Sage for a 20 dollar game"

"I guess I am" Sasuke said

Wow Sasuke has it so good. I bet he has a wonder full clothes collection. I bet he would looks so sexy in some shorts and a tank top. While sitting on my lap.

Dang kit who would've known that you had some perverted fantasys. All I can say is go for the goal and get in his pants and if that don't work rape him haha.

No fox, Sasuke not even gay. Do you see all the girls that throw themselves at him.

So what that don't mean nothing. Besides didn't you find it odd that he got really red when you spoke to him earlier.

Yea, maybe.

Don't put yourself down, just try to find out more about him, just remember something

What?

Dont be the uke! Bye

WHAT! Damn fox. But okay. I won't

"Hello Naruto,are you there?" said Sauke looking Naruto in the face.

Naruto woke up. "Sorry Sasuke, but can we play some video games?"

"Sure, Wanna play Ultimate Ninga 2?"

"Hell yea, I heard it was good"

"Yea it is, but Naruto do you wanna make a bet"

"Sure Sasuke"

"Well if I win you have to be my little maid for 2weeks and if you win I'll be your maid for 2 weeks"

Naruto thought for a moment. "Sure teme"

The thought of Naruto in a skirt made Sasuke wanna drool. He knew he could not lose. Naruto was thinking the same thing but with pervert thoughts.

Kit don't lose. I don't wanna be somebody's bitch for 2 weeks

Niether do I fox

Shit, Naruto never played this game before I so got this

After 2 hours of butt kicking Ninja fighting...

"What the fuck!"

"That's right, you is my maid for 2weeks dattebayo" Yelled Naruto as he was doing his happy dance.

Sasuke couldn't believe he just lost. Being Naruto maid sounded fun but damn listening to Naruto order him around and asking for ramen just sounded unbearable

Shit Shit shit!

That's so great kit. I love you so much right now

Thanks

Naruto calmed down for a while and went to sit next to Sasuke on the bed.

"Don't worry Sasuke, I'll treat you real good" Said Naruto as he put his arm around Sasuke. Sasuke was taking Naruto words into sexual thoughts and ran to the bathroom because his lower area was starting to hurt.

"Sasuke are you okay?"

"Nothing just go home now my stomach is starting to hurt"

"Are you sure you don't want me to get your Dad or Itachi?"

"No just go"

"Okay, come to my house around 3 o'clock tomorrow, okay?"

"Yes Naruto bye"

"Okay,bye sexy raven"

Sasuke looked up for the moment, thinking he heard that wrong. Did he just call me sexy raven .He was about to call Naruto again but he heard the door close.

After an half an hour of jerking off Sasuke comes ou the bathroom.

"Damn Naruto for being so cute"

"Whats wrong brother" Itachi said as he was sitting on Sasuke bed.

"What are you dong here?"

Nothing just wanted to know where all the moaning was coming from"smiled Itachi

Sasuke blushed.

"There nothing to be embrassed about"

"Whatever just get out, I'm tired"

Itachi rose from the bed and walked over to Sasuke and whisphered. "Fine I'll go, but good luck with being with Naruto and not knowing what to do when he comes on to you"

Sasuke tought for a moment."Naruto won't do that "

"If you say so, goodnight brother"

Sasuke stayed silent as Itachi walked out and closed the door. Sasuke was getting aggrivated and went to bed. Thinking of his first day of being a maid.

Next Morning: Naruto Pov.

Naruto rose from his bed yawning while taking his nightcap off his head.

Good morning kit.

Not now fox I'm half sleep and I'm not in the mood for your bickering

Oh shut up, I was about to give advice on what to make the Uchiha do today and how to get him to become yours.

Naruto blinked a few times trying to register what the fox was talking about When it finally hit him he yelled.

Oh yeah Sasuke my bitch for 2 weeks baby.

Ding ding his brain is finally working

Shut it fox.

Sorry, but go wash up then eat and well talk later

Kay

Naruto couldn't wait for kyuubi advice on getting Sasuke to be his.He washed up with some soap he got from Iruka and headed for the kitchen for his morning ramen.

Okay fox wake up I'm clean and full give me the advice.

Okay kit, you still got that money from your last mission.

Yea, so what.

Good good. Let head downtown for a bit. We're going shopping.

Wow thats your adive, to buy him something.

Oh you're going to like what we're going to buy kit. We got 4 hours until the Uchiha brat shows up so, let get to it

Fine.

They waswalking for a bit until kyuubi told narutoto go into the Whips and Chains store.

What the fuck!

Be quiet it not what you think even though it could be that way

Hell no, I don't wanna scare him away.

Yea yea. Just buy a maids outfit okay

I'm starting to like this idea

I know. Just make sure the back is low and the skirt is short.

Yes sir.

Naruto found the perfit outfit. It was just what Kyuubi wanted but it was blue with white lace and matching stocking. Naruto found a collar and told the semstriss(spelling sorry) that he wanted it to say"Naruto's Maid for life". When he went to the cashier to buy it, the cashier looked at him weird.

"Your girlfreind lost a bet" Said the cashier

"Kinda"

She didn't ask anymore questions. She put his stuff in a bag and gave him the reciept.

"Your kinky, stay that way, because a girl love that in a man"

" Yea I will, bye and thanks"

"Your welcome, bye"

Damn I thought all girls had gay-dar, she so clueless. haha.Okay kit, now to phase 2. Now we gotta get you looking sexy

Kewl

They went to the store arcoss from 'Whips and Chains' Naruto bought a fish net top and a black tank top underneath. Then some tight black pants with a red strip up the side.

Damn you are smoking

Thanks

Now use some of my chakara to give yourself some red highlight and maybe my cute ears haha, and when we get home, straightin your hair. Sorry kit but spike are getting old and everyone has seen you in them.

Okay I will

Lets get going he should be coming in an hour

Alright.

Hope you enjoyed it comment please. i know there was spelling mistake but dont get made at me please. tell what you might want to happen. please and thank you