AN: Okay, this isn't my best writing, just to warn you. I hate writing introductions, but they are necessary XD
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"Hello viewers, to my new series, Total Drama Pokémon!" announced a floating green Pokémon, who was floating next another, small Pokémon. He had a white body and a yellow star shaped head.
"I am your host Celebi," explained the green Pokémon, "and next to me is my co-host Jirachi."
"Whatever," sighed the wish Pokémon.
"Could you try being a bit more enthusiastic?" hissed Celebi. "Anyway, over the upcoming months, our 34 contestants will fight it out in competitions for immunity. The losers will be up for elimination, and at every elimination ceremony, the contestants will vote out one of their own. Eventually, only one will be left to claim the 100,000 Poke prize."
"Enough chit-chat," grumbled Jirachi. "Hurry up and go greet the incoming contestants."
"Fine! Who got out of the wrong side of the poke ball? How did I get stuck with you as a co-host?"
Jirachi looked away. "That's need to know information."
Celebi was curious, but she decided to drop the conversation. "Alright, let's head down to the pier then."
As the duo headed down to the pier the first boat arrived. Off of it stepped a small blue Pokémon. It appeared similar to a crocodile, except for small red spikes down its back and tail.
"Totodile!" greeted Celebi with fake enthusiasm. "Welcome to the island!"
"Dude, it's awesome to be here!" Totodile jumped up and high-fived Celebi.
"Alright, go stand at the end of the pier as the others come in."
"Sure thing," Totodile said happily. He started to walk away but turned to greet Jirachi. "Hey man, what's up?"
"Bite me," grumbled Jirachi.
"Okay!" Totodile jumped up and chomped down on Jirachi's foot, causing him to scream in pain. Celebi heard this, and fell over laughing at the scene. Totodile eventually let go, and Celebi got control of herself. She turned back toward the end of the pier, where two more Pokémon were standing. One of them, a black and white flying type, was staring out over the water, sighing. The other, a blue and black, wolf like Pokémon, was staring warily at the other Pokémon.
"Staravia and Lucario!" greeted Celebi. "Welcome to the island, go stand over by Totodile as the others arrive."
Lucario nodded and headed over. Staravia, however, stayed where she was, staring out over the water.
"Hey Staravia, hurry it up!" Staravia sighed and, headed over toward the others. Another boat pulled up, and off it stepped a white Pokémon who had a dark blue razor on its head.
"Absol, good to see you," greeted Celebi. The dark type stared at Celebi, and then headed over toward the others. "Sheesh," mumbled Celebi. "Why did we bring all the weirdoes?"
The next boat pulled up, and a loud screech emitted from the boat, causing everybody to stare.
"Like, I said, weirdoes."
A white blur streaked off of the boat, and tackled Celebi. Jirachi doubled over in laughter as he watched Celebi struggle under the new Pokémon.
"Should we help her?" asked Totodile, glancing at his fellow competitors. Before anybody could answer, though, the white Pokémon was sent flying by a psychic blast from Celebi. The white Pokémon got back up, and rushed back at Celebi, but was held at bay by Celebi's psychic.
"Stand over by the others Snover!" yelled Celebi.
"But Celebi, I love you!" whined Snover.
"Stand there or you will be kicked off of the island!"
Snover stopped squirming, and Celebi released her, before turning toward Jirachi.
"Why the hell didn't you help me, you useless bum?"
"Cause I might as well have some fun here," answered Jirachi. Celebi was about to retaliate when the next contestant arrived.
"I'm Elektryke," said the small yellow Pokémon.
"And I don't care," snapped Celebi. "Go stand by the others."
"Whatever man," said Elektryke before he headed over to stand next to Totodile. "What's her problem?"
"She's a host who can't control her contestants, what do you think her problem is?" answered Totodile with a smirk. "I'm Totodile."
Elektryke smiled. "I'm Elektryke."
By this time, the next two boats had arrived and dropped off Monferno and Roserade, who each took a spot next to Lucario, and were making introductions. The next boat had also arrived; from it, everybody could hear two people shouting.
"Get away from me you stupid, pompous, clique hanging wannabee!" one voice shouted.
"As if I wanted to be near such a crazy bitch!" yelled another voice. A tall pink Pokémon with a white belly stormed off the boat and up to Celebi.
"Ah, Wigglytuff my dear, welcome to the island," greeted Celebi.
"Why the hell did you put me on the same boat as her?" shouted the aggravated Pokémon.
"You're no tea party yourself!" yelled a voice. All heads turned back to the boat, where a small, dark blue Pokémon was standing.
"Glameow, glad to hear you made it. Please go stand by the others with Wigglytuff."
Glameow headed off toward the others. As she passed, Wigglytuff puffed out her chest. Glameow noticed, and took the opportunity to flick Wigglytuff's nose with her tail, which got laughs from most of the others. Wigglytuff opened her mouth to respond, but was shushed by Celebi as the next boat pulled in.
"Everybody, welcome Glaceon!" announced Celebi.
Glaceon walked onto the dock and stared around at the campground.
"This place is infected," she said matter-of-factly.
"What do you mean?"
"Infected, with warbler spores. They're everywhere."
"Alright, you go stand next to the others, and we'll um . . . get on that."
Most stared as Glaceon walked by, and didn't notice as the next boat arrived. However, they did notice the loud yell by the Pokémon on the boat.
"Nidorino is in the house, and he's going all the way to the top!" shouted the confident poison type.
Celebi smiled at Nidorino, while most of the others frowned.
"Well, I'm glad you have confidence," said Celebi, "but don't get cocky. You're peers won't like that."
Nidorino shrugged and walked over toward the others as more boats pulled up. The contestant list started to pile up. Spinarak arrived, a small, skittish spider who freaked out when she saw Jirachi, much to the amusement of Celebi. Next to arrive was Dusklops, whose red stare cause some to freak out, especially the first evolutions. He went and stood next to Absol, who was staring out over the water. Also to arrive was Hippotus, who was dragged out by Jirachi (because she was so slow getting off the boat).
"Jirachi, could you be a dear and tell the boat captains to hurry it up, we're on a schedule," groaned Celebi as the next boat arrived. Jirachi nodded and floated off. As she watched Jirachi wander off, Celebi noticed the dock shaking, and she turned back to see a giant boulder lumbering toward her.
"Golem, good to see you."
"Like you care, you're the host," grumbled the rock type.
"Okay, then go stand over by the others like a good little Pokémon," replied Celebi slyly. Golem glared, but walked on over to the others. As he passed by, he noticed Absol and Dusklops sitting away from the others.
"Hey, what are you two rejects doing over there?" Absol looked over at Golem, while Dusklops continued to stare over the water.
"Yeah, I'm talking to you loser," taunted Golem. "What's you issue?"
"I'm just thinking what it would be like to be here without a rock head here," replied Absol quietly, infuriating Golem.
"Would you two SHUT UP?" shouted Celebi. "Our next contestant is here. Please welcome Magnemite."
"BZZT NICE PLACE BZZT. EMOTION IS EXTATIC. WILL HAVE FUN BZZT," said the magnet Pokémon with a robotic tone. The voice caused Celebi to shiver and motion for Magnemite to stand over by the others. As he left, Jirachi took his place.
"The captains have been told to hurry up."
"Good, we're running out of time."
Celebi looked back out over the water, expecting to see another boat. What she saw, however, was a larger flying shadow. As it got closer, she realized it was three shadows, each of a flying Pokémon. They eventually landed on the dock, and off their back jumped three smaller Pokémon.
"Alright, let me announce the arrival of Skarmory, Aerodactyl, Fearow, Mareep, Numel, and Gible," announced Celebi to a shocked group. "Alright, what's the deal?"
The prehistoric Pokémon spoke up. "They ordered a larger boat to carry everybody because there was supposedly this big rush. We decided to fly on over, and they wanted to ride," said Aerodactyl, motioning toward the three smaller Pokémon.
"Good, we're behind schedule as is. Go stand by the others while the others come in."
The six Pokémon filed their way over to the others, and after a minute, the larger boat arrived.
"Alright, let go through this as fast as possible," Celebi shouted up to the boat. If I call your name, please come off the boat. First up, Grovyle!"
Off the boat stepped a green colored Pokémon. He had a red underbelly, and long leaves protruding out of the back of his head and shoulders.
"Polywag!" shouted Celebi.
This Pokémon was quite small. Her body was almost completely except for a large black and white swirl on her belly. She lacked arms, and had a feather like white tail.
"Hitmontop!"
Off stepped a small brown Pokémon. His distinguishing feature was his three blue feet.
"Jynx!"
A large red dress flowed onto the dock. The wearer had long, flowing, golden hair. Her face and hands, the only parts of her skin that showed, were purple. As she passed, Nidorino and Monferno wolf-whistled.
"Sandslash!"
Sandslash jumped off the boat and ran up to high-five everybody. His body was tan, except for his white underbelly and brown armor plates. At the end of each hand were two sharp claws.
"Delibird!"
The ice type stepped off waving to everybody. Her lower body was covered with red feathers, and her face was covered in fluffy white feathers. Behind her, she dragged a large white sack.
"Shuppet!"
The small, purple, ghost type floated down the ramp.
"Scyther!"
Off walked a large green bug type. He had four large, scaled wings. Instead of arms, he had long, sharp blades.
"Lunatone!"
The psychic type floated down the ramp onto the dock. His body was shaped like a crescent moon, and was tan colored, except for his black eyes.
"Bagon!"
The small, blue dragon type walked out onto the dock. His distinguishing figure was his large, grey skull cap.
"And finally, Umbreon!"
The final Pokémon walked off the boat. His body was covered in jet black fur, except for the glowing, yellow rings on his ears, tail, legs, and the one on his forehead. His eyes were an unnerving shade of blood red. Celebi sighed as he passed and the boat finally left.
"Alright," Celebi half yelled as she turned to face the other Pokémon. "So you all think you know how this is going to happen. After all, you've all seen the other Pokémon reality shows, right?"
Many of them nodded, most distinctly Snover.
"HA! That's where you're wrong. The game starts immediately, and your first challenge starts NOW!
Yay, first chapter done!
I know it ended kind of rushed. What can I say, I'm terrible at introductions.
Anyway, next time; the game starts and Pokémon start leaving the island!
Celeb: Review please, so I get the satisfaction of knowing somebody paid attention to my show.