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I don't own anything

WHEE!

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"Sasuke!" growled the stubborn Naruto as Sasuke dodged, yet another, or Naruto's wimsy attacks.

"Is that all you got?" Sasuke asked as he stuck a finger out to Naruto's forhead, causing him to stop in his run towards Sasuke. He flicked his finger, which sent Naruto flying backwards, landing on his back.

"Argh..." Naruto growled as Sasuke stared at him. "Why do you always have to put me down?" Naruto sounded hurt as he looked away from Sasuke's stare.

Sasuke's just shrugged and walked over to Naruto and offered him his hand. Naruto grabbed it as Sasuke yanked him to his feet, once Naruto was on his feet, he stumbled and fell into Sasuke's chest.

'Oh my God...' Naurto's mind raced. 'I feel... warm.'

"Urm... You can get off you know?" Sasuke smirked.

"Uh, right," Naruto said, a slight blush crept on his face, making Sasuke smirk even more.

"Oi, Naruto. Wanna get cleaned up at my house? It's just a few blocks away," Sasuke asked his embarassed friend.

"Um... s-sure," Naruto stammered.

Sasuke and Naruto walked side by side towards Sasuke's apartment. A lot of people were busy working with their shops, tending their costumers, and closing down after they were sure that no one will come.

After about five minutes, they got to the apartment. Sasuke fumbled with his key chain, which happened to have a chibi version of himself holding a sign saying 'Sasuke's Fanclub!'. Naruto assumed that one of his fangirl's gave it to him. After about a few seconds wasted with Sasuke trying many different keys, the door opened. His apartment wasn't much, though it was a lot better then Naruto's. There were two bedrooms, Naruto assumed again that the second was the guestroom, there was a bathroom, a kitchen, dining room, and a living room.

"Like what you see?" Sasuke asked while looking at dumbfounded Naruto.

"Pssh, whatever," Naruto said, trying not to sound awkward. Was he talking about himself or the house? 'o.0'

"Well, I'm gunna get cleaned up first, just- don't mess anything up," Sasuke said as he closed the bathroom door.

'Mess anything up! What does he think I am! Five years old?' Naruto glared at the bathroom door.

He walked into Sasuke's room and opened a random drawer, and saw a bright pink book. Naruto picked it up and opened it to the last page, it was empty. He turned to the cover and read 'My Diary'.

Naruto had a hard time trying to contain his laughter.

Sasuke.

With a diary?

'Oh, I gotta read this!' Naruto thought as he opened it to a random page.

Dear Diary,

Today, Kakshi forgot about our training. It was very; as Shikamaru would say, troublesome. I was stuck with the dobe and the my number one fangirl for the rest of the day. It was so boring. But I'm glad I got to spend time with-

'Naruto...' Naruto couldn't believe it. Sasuke was glad he spent his time with him.

Naruto then heard the water stop running and quickly stuffed the diary where he found it and raced to the living room and sat down on the couch and flipped the TV on. The bathroom door opened, revieling a half naked Sasuke in shorts.

"Your turn," Sasuke merely said as he sat down on the couch next to Naruto. Naruto didn't get up. "Well?"

"Oh... right," Naruto said as he got ran to the bathroom.

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Twenty minutes later

"Naruto? How long does it take to shower! You're not that dirty!" Sasuke said as he pounded the bathroom door. "Don't make me open this door..."

'I want to open this door..' Sasuke thought, then mentally shook his head. 'What am I thinking? He doesn't feel the same way I do to him... He likes Sakura...'

Soon, the door opened to a Naruto with a towel wrapped around his waist. His cheeks were a little pink from the steam of the shower.

"'ehehehe, sorry teme, I must have feel asleep," Naruto sheepishly laughed. "Oh, I didn't bring any spare clothes so.. you know.. do you mind..."

"Meh, no porblem," Sasuke said as he went to his room and gave him clothes.

"Thanks," Naruto said as he closed the door and changed.

He came out a minute later and sat down on the couch Sasuke was sitting on. They were watching a weird TV show called 'Spongebob Squarepants'. Their brains were being burned as they both tried to reach for the remote control as their minds were being hypnotized with the stupidity of the cartoon.

'Just a little... closer...' Both boys thought as they grabbed the remote at the same time, hand burshing the other hand and both flicked the TV off. 'Whew... whose's hand am I touching... oh son!'

"Ah!" They screamed as they pulled their hands away and dropped the remote.

Naruto's tummy grumbled.

"Meh... What do you want to eat- If you say ramen, I'm gunna rape you!" Sasuke said as Naruto gulped as an evil glint flared in Sasuke's eyes.

After Naruto said nothing, Sasuke laughed. He ended up making Ramen. After they ate, Sasuke started putting away the washed dishes. Taking this moment, Naruto snuck into Sasuke's room and snuck Sasuke's diary under his shirt and then snuck behind Sasuke's back and glomped him.

"What the-" Sasuke said as he felt a pair of arms tackle him to the floor in a hug. "Naruto?"

"Hahaha! You should have seen the look on your face!" Naruto laughed as he got up and pointed at him.

"Argh!" Sasuke kicked Naruto out of his house.

"NICE! SASUKE! Well.. I'll see ya tomorrow I guess," Naruto said as he hurried to his house with Sasuke's diary.

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What wonders will be in this magical diary of bishness?

dundundun!

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