Disclaimer: KHR belongs to Amano Akira, and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto
Chapter plot belongs to Taii (List . Maker)
Transcribed by me (TheFrogGirl)
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The Extremely Awesome Adventures of Deidara and Fran
Chapter One
Once upon a time…
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"Hey Fran, watch this, un!" Deidara exclaimed to his shorter green haired friend.
Deidara then threw a decent sized clay bird into the conveniently placed trash bin to his left. The blonde gave Fran a sly grin and placed his hands together to form his famous hand sign.
A single word left Deidara's mouth but was conquered by a deafening "KA-BOOM". The said "KA-BOOM" was heard throughout all the lands and into the deepest holes of space. The over exaggerated boom of Deidara's bird destroyed more than just the trash bin but also the trees and anything surrounding it within roughly a 36 feet radius, the two boys were lucky to have escaped by an estimated 12 feet. The large boom created by the bomb has caught the attention of four key characters, they look up in curiosity.
As the smoke lightens up a bit, Deidara bears a wide toothy grin while Fran stands behind him in complete shock, his face will stay like this for the next two minutes.
Sasori, who so happened to be behind them, spoke up, "Deidara…"
Upon hearing Sasori say his name Deidara's grin was replaced by a surprised look.
"Deidara, what did you do?" Sasori inquired.
"Danna, I didn't do anything. It was Fran, un," Deidara said trying to convince Sasori otherwise.
"TRAITOR!" Fran screams at Deidara as he puts the blame on Fran.
"Deidara, I'm not stupid. You're the only one who would blow up the trash bin," Sasori countered in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Fran, what did you do?" In a cloud of dust Mammon appeared arms on his hips. Mammon had made a mad dash to the cause of the explosion and found Fran, upon seeing Fran he had figured the idiot did something to a local trash bin.
"What?!" Fran could feel himself tear up as his older brother accused him.
"Mammon, he's guilty not me!" Fran pointed an accusing finger at the blonde boy behind him.
As Fran explained the situation one could hear Deidara say, "I'm innocent, un." in a very child-like voice.
"You're making me cry, Mammon," Fran whined.
Deidara hummed happily as Fran defended himself, turning to leave his friend behind for punishment Deidara could feel dread fall in the air. Deidara knew who was coming and turned behind him only to see Sasori whistling while staring off to his left. Deidara cautiously turned to see who had caught Sasori's attention, but soon wished he hadn't.
"SEMPAI!" Out of nowhere a younger boy with an orange mask popped out, arms spread out preparing a hug.
"TOBI! GET AWAY, UN!" Deidara kicked at the younger boy flying towards him.
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Somewhere around the park, a blonde tiara wearing boy walked carelessly over to the sight of the explosion. Chuckling to himself, the only thoughts in his head were how he had a good excuse to use Fran as target practice (though he always does anyways).
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Back at the sight of the explosion, Sasori chuckled evilly to himself at the sight before him; supposing that this was a sufficient punishment. During this Tobi had been magically able to put his arms around Deidara's neck in a warm hug.
"Sempai!!! What did you do?" Tobi gasped at the sight of some of the smoke floating in the air.
"I told you!" Fran screamed in Mammon's face.
"Fine," Mammon halfheartedly contracted.
A cold brush of air set over Fran as he felt the presence he despised the most standing behind him.
"Ushishishi…" Fran heard the "prince" chuckle behind him, "Fran, what were you doing? What's with the explosion?"
"Sempai! I didn't do anything!!!" Fran cried as Bel whispered: "Sure,"
"YOU LIE!" Deidara accused pointing at Fran in a condemning way.
"I LIE?! YOU LIE!" Fran righted himself also pointing at Deidara in his accusation.
The two boys glared at each other for what felt like ages! Awkwardly their two faces lit up at the same time, exchanging glances the two hooked arms and ran off.
…There were two crazy boys named, Fran and Deidara.
"Let's go, un…" Deidara exclaimed while running off.
"Bye sempai and sempai's friend!" Tobi was heard screaming after them.
Of course this conclusion didn't quite satisfy the other three, it just made them wonder "What the heck was that about?"