Not another Twilight Parody! / "Just because I sparkle that means I am gay!"
I watched as Bella walked into the forest and followed all I could think about was 'Why is she going alone? There are so many dangerous things in there like me. I also thought: 'Girl! Where did you get those shoes they are C-u-t-e, Cute! I followed her further and she came to a halt. "Edward, I know who you are." She told me I shuddered; I was in some deep trouble. "Then what am I?" I asked her a little angry I hope she had it wrong. She stood there and said nothing. "Say it, out loud, say it!" I told her impatiently. She finally turned. "Gay."She answered back and then blushed. Huh?! "What, Why in the hell would you think that!" I told her bewildered. Me, Gay? I am not gay, Okay maybe I checked some boys out and snuck into Limited Too to buy some pink sparkly shirts but I usually gave them to Rosalie…… Okay after I tried them on. "I'm sorry it's just that"- She stuttered. "For one your lips are a nice good shade of red and nobody's lips are like that unless you put on some lipstick, and come on what boy where a Pea-coat like that."She told me and I looked down at my Pea- Coat that didn't look gay at all it actually made me look sexy. I ignored her little lecture. "Are you afraid?" I asked coldly. "No." She answered. "Well you should." I snapped back. I ran to the end of the trees and she followed, the sun came out and shined on me and I started to sparkle. "See, look I am a complete monster." I told her and she busted out laughing. "What? Let me guess Edward you are so beautiful not a monster." I mocked what she was going to say next. "Ummm no, I was going to say you are gay what guy sparkles, aren't you suppose to parish or explode or something?" She told me, that made me angrier. "Just because I sparkle that means I am gay?!" I asked her. "I don't know." She answered confused. "Well I'm not."I answered back. "Fine, can you drive me home my car broke down." She asked and I sighed. "Okay fine come on." I turned and walked back to the Volvo we got in and I cut the radio on. 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?' The song played and I singed along. "I know you like me, I know you do!" I singed aloud. Bella stared eyes wide open. "Oooookay, that's not a good way of proving yourself." She said and I stopped singing along. This mortal was ruining all the fun! I sighed and looked down at her cute shoes, I just had to ask. "Where did you get those shoes." I asked. "Payless." She answered back. Ugh! Cheap but they where to cute to resist. "Cool." I told her. "Why?" she asked suspiciously. "Just wanted to know." I answered back. That's when I started to wonder what she was thinking I could hear everyone else but her. 'He's cute." One guy said in his head I looked at him and winked. Bella saw me. "Ewe, did you just wink at him?" She said. "No." I lied. She shook her head. I stopped at her house. "Well I will see you later." She said and hopped out the car. I watched her and then realized something. "Ah, Bella I heard you were going shopping, Can I come?" I asked. I needed to get those tight leather pants I saw earlier they are probably on sale right now. She looked at me confused. "Ummmmm, O-kay." She answered and walked in her house. I Drove away excited on what the day would be like.