Eh, I was bored and this for some reason popped into my head. I could really go for a Whopper tbh.
Giorno Giovanna. That was this boy's name, and he is the son of Dio, a megalomaniac vampire who just so happens to be a Stand user.
Giorno had everything, a Stand that could probably solo the Avengers, the well-kept office of a mafia building, and all the power in the world to lower the crime rate of Naples, Italy. What could be on this boy's mind that bothered him so much?
…His insatiable cravings for Burger King. He just had to have a Whopper every now and then. He packed up his wallet and essentials for going out and he did just that. Giorno headed to the nearest Burger King and by holy mother of Jesus was the place a mess…
I mean, what the shit? Why is the place covered in bird droppings? How the hell did a bird get in here in the first place, oh my god this place violates so many health codes. Anyway, ignoring the… less than ideal state of the restaurant, Giorno headed up to the counter, because apparently going to another Burger King is too much work for our Italian half vampire Mary Sue, and lo and behold, a familiar face was working the register.
"Welcome to Burger King, how many I take your order?" A young man with blond hair, a swiss cheese looking outfit, and obviously isn't happy to work here stood at the counter.
"Fugo what the fuck are you doing here?" Questioned Giorno, the dude worked at this Burger King of all places? "Making a living, having a Stand that can kill people with super ebola doesn't exactly pay the bills you know?"
Rolling his eyes, Giorno placed his order anyway. "Give me a Whopper and an apple pie."
"Apple pie machine broke, dude." "The fuck dude? I thought only McDonalds had this problem." Giorno didn't know apple pie machines existed in this bizarre world. I guess someone back there is a Stand user? Eh, who cares.
"Yeah, sorry dude, anyway here's your stupid Whopper" Fugo made a Whopper manifest in thin air and flung it at GioGio, whom caught it with Gold Experience. "Thanks dude" Giorno then headed to a table in the back and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and before you knew it, it was gone. He need more, so Giorno went to the counter and ordered more and more. Fugo was not having it after the 5th time.
"Dude, you're gonna have a stroke at this point!" Fugo scolded. "Naw fam, I'll be fine." Giorno then munched on his 5th consecutive Whopper and inflated. Oh dear, he really let himself go after killing a time erasing dude… or however King Crimson worked.
Giorno had a stroke and fell into a coma, he, in his sleep, vowed to never eat cow meat again.
And that folks is why Giorno was not in Stone Ocean.