Hi! I made this other fic because I had the general idea in my head. It's gonna be good lol. BTW this is an AU that ignores Deathly Hallows and some stuff from Half-blood Prince.

I almost pissed my pants. I was so fucking nervous! I just transferred here from a wizarding school in America with only my best friend, Amy Jones, for company. I looked at her with her blue eyes and light-brown hair. She grinned at me and held my hand for comfort.

"Don't worry girl. It'll be alright!" She said as we proceeded to walk into Hogwarts. It was the middle of September. We had just transferred here from America to this strange new school in Scotland. We were seventh-years and we had everything planned out.

Oh. I forgot to tell you my name. It's Sarah Lee Smith. I'm 17-years-old. I have long blond hair and blue eyes. I was well-liked at my old school, but here? Who fucking knows! It could be so bad it could bring back my crippling anxiety and depression that often hindered me back at home whenever I got stressed.

We entered Hogwarts and into a large hall. I could see all of the other students glaring at me with curiosity. I don't think they ever seen an American before. We stopped holding hands because I heard that in England, if you hold hands with someone of the same sex, you're automatically assumed to be homosexual and I'm not a lesbian.

I saw an old man standing up front with a long white beard. This must be Dumbledore, I thought. Then he called our names. Amy went up first. He made Amy sit on a stool and put a creepy talking hat on her head.

"Hmmmmmmmmm...yes...this one isn't too hard. SLYTHERIN!" The hat said. She grinned and everyone clapped. She went with the other Slytherins. Then it was my turn. I walked up nervously. What if I'm not in the same house as Amy? When I sat down, I shuddered as the hat was put on my head.

"Hmmmm...yes...I see much desire in you. This one isn't hard either. SLYTHERIN!" the hat said. I sighed a sigh of relief. Everyone clapped. I headed over to the table and hugged Amy joyously. The dinner was delicious.

Then it was time to go to my dorm room. The other Slytherins were looking at me and Amy with suspicion. Was it because of our America clothes? I was wearing a black mini skirt, leggings and a black polo shirt. Amy was wearing tight sweat pants, and a black t-shirt. Was it because we were two incredibly sexy girls that were too sexy for Slytherin?

Well Amy went away to use the bathroom. Suddenly, an ugly slutty girl walked up to me. "ExCUSE me! Do you know who I am?" She wheezed in her hideous masculine voice. Her breath tasted like human poop.

"No." I said dryly.

"I'm PANSY PARKINSON. I'm the top girl here and you should do that. Now know your place you Yankee bitch!" She yelled and pushed me.

"Oh my God, fuck off you ugly hoe!" I screamed loudly and I slapped her. Everyone gasped in shock. I was the first person to stand up to that stupid slut Pansy.

"You'll pay Yankee!" She yelled and stormed off angrily. Well I went to sleep in the room I shared with Amy and dreaded the next day. And was I ever right! Almost all of the day was an atrocious slog. I had trouble paying attention. Classes were SO boring!

Then it was time for my last class. Me and Amy walked into Defense Against Dark Arts...and the professor was SO HOT! He had a sexy set of scars on his face, light-brown eyes that almost looked yellow and brown hair. I was in love instantly.

"Hello there. I'm professor Remus Lupin. I'm your DADA professor." He greeted us in his sexy voice that melted my heart instantly. I tried my best not to look at Amy in shock.

Me and Amy then took our seats at our desks and enjoyed the class very much.

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After dinner was done, me and Amy rushed back to our dorm room. We tried giggling as silently as possibly.

"OHMIGOD PROFESSOR LUPIN WAS SSOOOOOOOOO HOT!" I said first.

"I KNOW RIGHT! WHO KNEW THIS SCHOOL HAD SEXY PROFESSERS?" said Amy.

"I KNOW I THOUGHT THEY'D BE ALL GROSS LIKE SNAPE!" I giggled as loudly yet quietly a possible.

"OHMIGOD SNAPE WAS SUCH A NASTY PERV! HE WAS LOOKING AT YOUR TITS GIRL!" shuddered Amy.

She was right. Snape was a nasty greasy freak that smelled like rotten fish unlike Professor Lupin who was hot and sexy and smelled like chocolate mixed with strawberries. I swear he looked at my cleavage in class. Ew!

"OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS SCHOOL HAVE GROSS PERVS AS PROFESSORS LIKE EW!" I said back.

"LETS GO BACK TO LUPIN GIRL! WE SHOULD START A PROFESSOR LUPIN FANCLUB!" She shrieked. We began to giggle and squeal more quietly.

"Hehe. Good idea. Top ranking member of the club is whoever gets...naked pictures of Lupin." I giggled while blushing at the thought of that hot image.

"Oh my God slow down girl! I'm getting all hot and bothered thinking about that! Amy replied.

"Sorry" I said while giggling.

"You should totally hook up with Professor Lupin! You're hotter than me and you have a nice body and boobs and stuff." Amy said.

"It's okay girl! We can share him!" I said in a reassuring voice.

"No really! He's your man!" She yelled. "I think the fanclub idea is not really subtle. Try to get detention with him but when you arrive dress up like it's a date."

"Good idea! We should go to bed now." I said. So we put on our pjs and fell into bed. I had some really nice fantasies about Professor Lupin. I knew what my main goal for my seventh year was: get in bed with Professor Lupin.

Just so you know. This fic contains Pansy-bashing because she's a stupid hoe and is really ugly. This fic also contains Snape-bashing even though I don't hate Snape, but I need a nasty pervert professor as a bad guy and Snape is the best choice. Don't get mad Snape fans!