You'll Be Ok Someday
Pre-Harry story
"In the beginning God-
"No, Lyra! Not that story!" Charlie fussed.
"Oh. Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything -"
"Oh jeez, Lyra! Our story!"
"Hasn't been published yet." Lyra replied. Charlie groaned. "oh you mean my notes. Which are 7, 338 pages long."
"You're my walking Viagra yet you're such a nerd."
"And you didn't even know my name until we were 12." Lyra retorted. Charlie snorted.
"I knew your name. I just wasn't saying it enough to remember it."
"You called me Lucy in Charms."
"Still sorry about that. "
"Sure." Lyra was doubtful. But smiled , knowing he'd make it up to her. again.