What 90per of Female Pop Would Do if They Met Fang

by PrincesSarah

A random little fic, like my many others. Not the funniest, but it will draw out a smile. : Really short! Won't take long to read or review!

What 90 of the Female Population Would do if They Met Fang

What 90 of the Female Population Would do if They Met Fang.

1. Faint.

2. Drool.

3. Bawl like monkeys.

4. Foam at mouth- be certain to have had rabies shots.

5. Stare like mindless zombies..

6. BECOME mindless zombies.

7. Scream nonstop (Caution: Beware possible shattering of glass)

8. Try to kiss.

9. Get smacked by Max.

10. Disguise as janitor and swipe one of hotel room towels to sell on eBay.

11. Form mob of "EEEEPING" girls with Fang T-shirts.