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Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived
Chapter 1
And Only
"Hey Hary, how do ya like our school mate?" asked Ron Grizzley.
"Ya it not very good, I'm 2 smart 4 Hogwertz," respondet Hari.
"And what the fuck arr ya gonna to do?"
"I'm gonna transfer to Durmsteng and learn some real dark magic bruh"
"Welccommen to Durmsteng Hary Pot" said a russian guy speaking german.
"Whtats up my nibba, so where do I learn the dark magickz?" said Harry Patter
"Welccommen to Durmsteng"
"Wow, I'm such a dark wizard right now, I can even cast black spells and my skin got darker, wow, my prents gonna be proud" said hARRY
"We are not really proud, why do you learn dark magickz, come back to Hogwertz, thats where cool people study" said Lilly Poter.
"I don't wanna return to Hogwetz, I have friends in Durmsteng, like awesome quidditch playa Victor Broom, and this dark arts grill who'm'st've not really remember the name of"
"Oh, okay"
"Wow, Hary, you cast that dark arts magic that made me piss myself really well, do ya wana be my boyfriend?" asked that dark grill
"Yes please" repsonded Hary
"Okay, lets have wild sexxzz"
"thats okay by me"
"What ar you gonna do at the end of the yearr project?" asked Victor Broom
"I dont know, something really dark and awesome probably" said Hary
"Thats fine by me, god luck"
"Wow Hary, you are so good, you broke the Durmsteng awesomness record!" said James Pot
"Yeahhhhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Lily
Meanwhile dark wizerd Grindelweld read a newspaper with Hary Pot on the front pager. It say that the young dark wizard broken the record that Grindelwand made when he was yung wizerd, so he fel anger but also curious at the sam time. And im going to end my fic her, more chapter on www lightwizerdpottter cum