A/N: This is an assignment for my English class that we did today. Long sentence that's grammatically correct was our criteria. It's written by a friend and I. To my friend: if you read this, you know who I am. Don't look at my favorite stories. You will not like them. (I'm pretty sure it's grammatically correct, anyway.) It's a total of 215 words long. I tagged a couple of extra sentences on the end to complete the story. Stripping away all of the clauses and appositions and stuff, this sentence reads 'Gabriel ate a pie.'
During a party that happened in Dean's baby, known to everyone else as the Impala, that was attended by Crowley (who was in chains in the balloon filled trunk), Cas (who was still Dean's angel), Dean, Sam (who kept getting upset for various reasons mostly pertaining to not having his own angel), Balthazar (who was still alive – well, alive, anyway – due to an incident involving a goat, a can of spam and a fish), and George the magpie (who wasn't actually a magpie but was an angel in disguise named Gabriel), Gabriel, who was posing as George the pesky Magpie, flew around the gorgeous classic muscle car and, resting on one of Sam's thighs, ate a strawberry-rhubarb pie that had angelic powers granted by God that removed magic changes to one's physical body he had stolen from Dean, who became very upset at the thought of not eating the delicious smelling pie, after Sam (who was yelling at Dean about having to buy Dean pies all the fucking time and how Dean should be happy enough as is because his angel is still alive, and Sam was pretty sure his own was dead) handed the pie to Dean, which caused George to transform back into Gabriel's human vessel, with a bug-eyed expressing, on Sam's lap.
There was an awkward pause as everyone adjusted to the scene.
Then: "Hey, there, Sammy."