Day One
I've just moved into a new house. It's faintly eerie, and I'm especially not comfortable with a cold chill down my back when I walk by the grand piano the house came with. I go to my room, comfortable with the door shut behind me, my heavy metal posters on the wall, and twenty notifications on Twitter. As I sit down, my computer screen at my face is staring me down with its sentimental value. I stare back.
Lustfully.
Its autofill already knows what I want when I put the third last letter of the alphabet in the search engine. The past few days I've been so lonely I'm too worn out from abusing my shaft that I don't open an incognito tab anymore. No one's going to come inside anyways. No one ever comes. Except me.
I close my eyes and carve the outline of my best friend's body into the inside of my eyelids. The shock value of the pain made me hold my stomach and curl over as I started to shake from my sobbing. I shut my eyelids as tight as I could, wringing the tears from my ducts. As my teardrop drew a line from my lower eyelashes to my chin, I felt the droplet splash on my flaccid tip. I opened my eyes as my blurry vision welcomed me to a foreign sight. A butt.
A female butt.
A sexy female butt.
But most importantly, a sexy female ghost butt. My red hot blushing cheeks evaporated all the tears from my face as I whimpered at the sight of such a beautiful ghost butt. Like a little kid in the theaters for Blowing Bubbles 3D, I lifted my hand to caress and appreciate the most breathtaking ghost butt I had ever seen. But my hand slipped right through.
The ghost spun around like a jump scare in a Korean ghost flash comic. I kicked my swivel chair back so hard my jeans around my ankles shot off my legs completely. The sexy ghost floated towards me as I asked what it wanted. She drifted towards my ear as she bit my earlobe and whispered 'ur gooch hairs'. I gasped as sexually as I could and hoped to God that my eyes rolled back didn't look stupid as I felt her ghost grip around my sturdy shaft. I moaned in delight as the ghost conjured a tornado of ghost wind around my rock hard cock. The ghost turned around and rubbed her sexy ghost butt in my face as she kept caressing my trembling dick. I screamed as deathcore as I could as I squirted all of the oats in my balls on her beautiful translucent face.
'I give a whole other meaning to trans-lucent', whispered the sexy ghost.
'Wait…What do you mean?'
She started to float out my door, but I saw her huge dick hanging from her pelvis. As she passed through the doorway she whispered 'I identify as a woman'. I ran to the doorway, but as soon as I lost sight of her, she disappeared.
But I've never slept so soundly before.