Kirito Slaps People in the Face with His Gender: Klein
Instead of ditching Klein at the first town Kirito decided to stay with Klein and his has been one month since Kirito had joined Klein and his buddies. But there is still one problem… NO ONE KNEW IF KIRITO WAS A FUCKING MALE OR FEMALE! But unfortunately no one wanted to ask Kirito what their gender was.
While hunting like they always did on a Tuesday afternoon the others could not avert their gazes. Whenever Kirito used the forward slicing sword skill everyone could see his butt. Unfortunately for Kirito he has an incredibly female face and body frame. "Uhhhh can you guys not stare so much?" Kirito asked uncomfortable with the stares guys always give him. With that his guild mates embarrassingly looked away realising they were staring.
While getting new weapons Kirito was focused heavily on a sword. "Hey Klein we really need you to ask Kirito for us." said one of his guild members.
This made Kleins eye twitch as this issue came up every day for the path month. "How many times do I have to tell you? If you are curious then take the risk yourselves and ask Kirito yourself." Klein hissed at them.
"Alright I got my sword did you guys find anything you liked?" Kirito asked not knowing what they just discussed.
"N-NO! NO! I mean no we didn't really find anything that suited us." Klein said rubbing the back of his head. This made Kirito curious but he shrugged it off since this was normal behavior for them.
While at the dinner no one could take their eyes away from Kirito. As usual Kirito did not notice but Klein and the others certainly noticed. "Hey guys do you ever notice that people stare at us sometimes?" Kirito asked as he nibbled on his sandwich.
"No, I never really noticed people staring." Klein said scratching his goatee. The others agreed with him trying not to say anything else. After they ate they went to their rooms and as always Kirito slept by himself.
"Okay Kirito has got to be female if they always dress and sleep in a separate room." said guild mate 1.
"That is true but Kirito eats just as much as any of us." said guild mate 2.
"How much a person can eat is not a good way to determine a person's gender." said guild mate 3.
"Guys can you save it for tomorrow we are about to go to Kiritos room for a strategy meeting for tomorrows dungeon." said Klein. He herded them towards Kiritos room wher they discovered the truth. Kirito opened the door while still in his boxers. "And now you all get your answer." Klein said slapping his face.