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Drew slouched on his seat, as he flipped threw the channels on the television. Nothing good was on, he decided to take a break from Jhoto Contests. After all, the Grand Festival was post pone, due to someone breaking into the arena. Now he's back in Hoenn.
Besides, his Aunt was having a family party.
Yes, Drew lived with his Aunt. Well, because his parents had died in an unknown accident, while Drew's Aunt wouldn't tell him how. Drew's Father was a top Coordinator, which inspired Drew to become the Top Coordinator like his Father.
Drew sighed, he was bored as heck.
" Drew! Lunch is ready! " A feminine voice called.
Drew turned his head, " Okay..." He muttered, he was too lazy to get up.
Just one of those typical mornings as ever. Drew gets bored easily, especially at his house.
He walked into the mini kitchen and sat down. Drew shivered, cause his kitchen looked really feminine, due to his Aunt's redecorating.
The curtains were pink, the was a blue bird statue on the window, and the silverware was all pink. Pink. Pink. PINK!! Even the freaking chairs were pink!!
His Aunt sat down across from him.
" Eat your oat meal Drew. " She said.
Drew took a spoon, and looked at the oat meal and examined it, with a disgusted look on his face.
" I'm not eating this stuff..." Drew replied disgusted, crossing his arms, putting the spoon down.
" Fine, no lunch for you then..." His Aunt sighed.
Drew raised an eye brow, " F..Fine..." Drew flipped his hair.
" So, who's coming to this party anyways? " Drew asked, changing the subject.
" Family, and your long lost cousin. He's a little bit older than you..." She hinted.
" He's also staying with us, for awhile, okay Drew?" She stated.
" What ever..." Drew rolled his eyes, then sighed.
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Suddenly the two heard the door bell ring.
" I'll get it!! " Drew's Aunt said in a singing voice, Drew's eyes widen, as if he saw her float to the door singing with her eyes sparkling.
Drew put his hand on his face, " That old hag..." He muttered under his breath.
Drew's Grandpa and Grandma were at the door. Their hair was green, however a very dark green.
" Welcome! " She greeted them.
" Where's my little pookie Drew?! " Drew's Grandma said in a high pitch voice, as if she was searching and hunting for Drew.
Oh crap! Drew thought, panicking. He hid under the table, he then blushed as he got up, since he felt stupid for doing such a action.
Suddenly, Drew felt his cheeks being pulled. " Your so cute! How's my Grandson doing?! Do you have a girl friend yet? I heard you had your eyes on this May girl! " His Grandma taunted.
Drew rolled his eyes, " No, I don't..." He muttered.
" Well, your a handsome boy Drew. Don't tell us you that you don't have a girl friend, no need to hide it. We see you buying those roses." His Grandpa winked, to Drew it was like a perverted wink.
Drew stepped back freaked out, however disgusted.
" N..No way! " Drew insisted.
The three adults giggled.
" Oh... Kill me..." Drew muttered, with a slight blush on his face.
He lived with an weird Aunt who was old, and now he has to deal with these old hags...
Drew sighed.
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Drew's Aunt then grabbed Drew and pushed him up stairs to his room.
" Go put on a sexy shirt for the party! " She yelled at him, while slamming the door on him.
" Old hag! " Drew yelled at her down stairs.
He sighed as he was in his room.
Drew flipped his hair, " At least my room is the only decent one in this house..."
Drew quickly then roamed threw this drawers, searching for a so called 'sexy' shirt, that his Aunt wanted him to wear.
He found a nice black shirt, along with nice gray tight pants, just his style.
Drew looked in the mirror as he smirked at himself, he started doing poses in the mirror and checking his hair, while at the same time flipping it.
" I'm ready now. " Drew said with a smirk.
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Drew went down stairs with his hands in his pockets, smirking.
He chuckled to himself, he was closing his eyes while smirking.
He opened his eyes shocked, " Where did the old hags go?! " Drew screamed.
Drew's eyes scanned the room, he didn't see them anywhere.
Drew looked back at the kitchen, his emerald eyes directed to the screen door, seeing his family members in the back yard.
Drew sighed in relief.
" Oh, their they are..." Drew muttered.
The emerald hair boy walked over to them, while opening the screen.
His eyes widen, as he saw a supposedly male with long purple hair.
Drew's jaw dropped.
WHAT THE FREAK!!?? Drew thought freaking out.
" HARLEY?!?! " Drew screamed in confusion.
The purple hair boy turned around giggling.
" Hi Drew!! We are related!! " Harley skipped happily.
Drew trembled in fear, he stepped back with his eyes twitching, " NO!!" Drew screamed, he then collapse on the tile cement floor.
His Aunt and Grandma blinked.
" Well, they do wear purple and green, of course their related. " The two females muttered, waking up Drew.
Harley giggled, " You okay, Drewy? I mean... Hehe.. Cousin... "
Drew got up backing away from Harley.
" How?! Why?! Why me?! I can't be related t..to this it..! " Drew yelled.
" Did you just call Harley, an it..? So he's an he/she? " His Grandpa asked.
" Yes, yes I did! " Drew snarled.
" Oh Drewy! What's with the temper? You going threw puberty? Well, here, have a these cookies I made! " Harley giggled, handing Drew a cookie.
" I'm not eating that slop! You probably poisoned them! " Drew replied angrily.
" Oh now hun, don't be like that Drew. I'll eat one. " Harley frowned, as he ate the cookie.
" See?" Harley said.
" How do I know, you didn't poison that cookie and not the rest! " Drew huffed, crossing his arms.
" Oh Drewy, but these are cookies of love! " Harley giggled.
Drew blushed, " Shut up! "
Drew's other family members ate some of Harley's cookies.
" You fools! " Drew yelled.
" Wheres your parents anyways? " Drew's Aunt asked.
" They couldn't make it... " Harley said in a babyish voice.
Drew's Grandmother fixed her long pony tail, " Oh your voice is so cute! " She squealed.
" Drew, you need to be more like Harley. He sure is the lady's man. " Drew's Grandpa glared at him.
Drew almost laughed, " Yeah... He looks like a girl... " Drew chuckled.
" And guess what Drew?! I'm going to be staying with you for a year in your house! Your Aunt says I'm staying in your room! " Harley giggled.
" WHAT?!" Drew screamed infuriated.
" Oh, Drew! I can't wait to tell May! " Harley squealed.
Drew's eyes widened, " You better not! "
" Oh by the way Drew... I invited May's family over, isn't she your girl friend...?" His Aunt ask.
" YOU WHAT?! She's not my girl friend!! " Drew screamed.
The screen door then opened. A girl with sapphire eyes, and with brunette hair came out.
" Hi Drew. " She winked.
Drew was utterly blushing and speechless.
M..May...
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This was fun to write! XD I hope everybody likes it. ^o^ Please review, please please! Haha, Drew's so funny. He must really hate his family! XD Haha. All right, please review, I'm only updating if I get reviews. ^o- Thankies.
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