This is my first fanfic in a very very long time!

This is also my first ever Transformer's fic, I've never written, read much about them until now so if I happen to divert from the path that most TF fic writers take, it's because I don't know too much about the TF fanfic world yet and what is trendy and constant. I just made up whatever it was in my mind, but as I read more, there's lots of similar stories, which I'm happy about!

A little about this story, my boyfriend is out of the country at the moment and I've been having the urge to read and write very smutty stuff. So I'm really not sure where this is leading except for hot action between robot-human, -no holoforms allowed- you have been warned. But I suppose I need to build a character base as well lol... Since I'm posting, I hope you all will give me some criticism because I enjoy what all other writers post, so I thought I'd share my own:) Here's my take on Bumblebee...he has somewhat of a niche for 70's r&b soul, in my mind. Kass is made up, she is very athletic.

Chapter 1: Neighbors

Kass wasn't the best on organization. She wouldn't get to class on time, nor would she rememeber her homework projects, but she always managed to scrape them together at the last minute to get an A. Sam shook his head at her often. They were neighbors. At her third year of college, a second-year student moved next door to her, they weren't far from campus, it was a boy name Sam. She enjoyed her time with him and his friends and she liked Mikala, they got along very well. When Kass would have parties at her house, Sam was always invited as well as she was invited to his place during bash's ,and so it worked out.

Kass had a vehicle. She owned a Jeep Wrangler. She loved the Jeep but it just got horrible gas mileage and so she stuck to riding her bike everywhere. Next to her Jeep, was Sam's parking spot, one of the hottest cars in the whole lot. It was a hot little yellow and black Camaro, which Kass could see directly out her kitchen and bedroom windows. On this particular day, Kass had just arrived home from the grocery store, her bike paniers full of fruits, rice, and cereal. She walked past her Jeep up the sidewalk ramp and towards her door.

"That would be a lot easier with a car." she heard a strained metallic voice from behind her say. She turned around quickly but saw no one. She shrugged and continued into her doorway. She unlocked her door and wheeled her bike into her apartment. That evening, she had a lot of studying to do, and she was actually doing it. She heard a knock on her door. Sighing, 'ugh, I'll never pass this class like this..' she made her way to the door. Opening it, she found Sam and a few of his friends ready to go out.

"Hey Kass, we're walking to the club on the corner of 28th and Golden, wanna come?" Sam asked, his friends peering in from behind him.

"Not tonight Sam, I've got a major exam tomorrow and I think I need this time to study for it." Kass smiled warmly and apologized. She had short athletic shorts on and a tank top. Her hair was in a bundled mess atop her head. A few strands fell in front of her eyes. She swept them aside.

"No worries Kass, we'll meet up next time." Sam left and she shut the door. She realized she just turned down a night out for a night in the books. Fun.

Bumblebee waited in the parking lot. Sam had either forgotten he existed, or was trying to get in shape more lately, because he wasn't taking him out as much. With everything in practically walking distance, Sam neglected to take Bee anywhere.

Bee had remembered Kass constantly running in and out of her apartment several times because he was parked directly in front of her apartment. Sometimes he could see her changing through her window and with all the time he had spent on earth already, he started to have an opinion about how attractive girls were without their clothes on. She was hot. Seeing that no femmes had made it to earth from Cybertron, the Autobots were dry.

Like everyone else, Bee had to find another way to, relieve his ache sometimes. Once he saw Rachet interfacing or 'what was it they called it?...having..sex' in one of the private bays with a human female scientist at the Autobot's base. He wasn't supposed to see it, nor be anywhere close to what he had seen because he was supposed to have been on a mission somewhere else. After he had seen it happen in front of his optics, he knew it was possible, Rachet above anyone should know the anatomic compatibility of hetero-species sex. So he fantasized about the only human females he knew. Mikala was one, Bee loved it when she sat in his seat, she smelt good. Other females that had been in Sam's car, like Mikala's friends were still pleasing but not as attractive as she was, but they also smelt different. After he got to go to college with Sam and moved him into the apartment, there was Kass, the female he was visited upon the most lately, an upgrade from the shovel in the garage he had spent most of his time in. He wished he could approach her, even if subtly. He sighed.

Later that evening, from the corner of his optics, Bee saw a shadow move. The shadow cast on the apartments suggested that he was trying to break into the cars one by one, trying their doors out. He immediately locked his door panels and waited. He couldn't transform here in the parking lot, nor drive off without going undetected. The stranger made his way closer to Bumblebee and when he reached his door and tried to open it, Bee just stayed still. The figure gave up and moved onto the next one, the jeep. The figure moved to Kass's jeep, no doors, no windows, no top on, it was prime material for theft. The figure reached inside...Bumblebee threw his car alarm on and all his lights turned on their brightest. Tonight might be his chance.

"What the hell.." Kass lifted her head from her books and lifted a blind with a petite finger just in time to see someone jumping out of her jeep and running towards the alley. "Oh Shit!" she jumped up and grabbed a hammer from her closet and ran out her door.

"Come here you little bastard! If you mess with my car again, you're a dead man! Or woman!.." Kass breathed in sharply and exhaled hard over and over again, standing in front of her jeep, hand on the hood and hammer in hand. She took a deep breath in and let it out slowly. She figured she needed to check to see if he had stolen anything from her glove box or console. She knew better than to leave precious things in her car when it was so open like that, but sometimes she had been known to throw jewelry in her console when she went to go workout at the gym. She suddenly realized something.

It wasn't her car that had gone off although she had an alarm and it would go off if jostled, Sam's car must have been broken into too! Bee's alarm had been silenced now, his lights were off and he was quiet. She got done arranging her console, pleased she hadn't placed any treasure in it and walked over to Bumblebee. Bee let out a quiet hum at the sight of her walking to him. She checked both of his doors to see if they had been opened, they were both locked. She nodded and figured it was ok and started walking back to her door when she heard a quiet metallic whirly whistle from behind her like a cat call.

She spun around, "How very rude!" but still, like earlier, no one was there. She frowned at the parking lot, scanning it for bums and drunk college kids. Nothing. Just when she was about to turn around to go in, Bee's parking lights flashed. Kass looked at Bumblebee. Bee squealed deeply with delight and winked his left light at her.

Kass had a great imagination, but, this wasn't her imagination. Sam's car looked like it was coming onto her. She looked around the complex to see if anyone was watching her.

"Did...did you just wink at me, Sam's car?" Kass quietly said to the Camaro, baffled that she actually had just directed words at a car.

A strange metallic hum filled the air, Kass thought, as if the car was sighing. The radio clicked on and she could hear the romantic sounds of Al Green through the closed windows.

:I'm, I'm so in love with you...: The song continued as the car buzzed with excitement. She was hot alright, standing there in her short shorts and revealing tank top, her cleavage exposed and tight with her sports bra on and her athletic shapely legs long and smooth. Kass didn't know what to do, she just stood there, watching the car play the music. Her eyebrows furled and unfurled with confusion. The hammer hung limply from her hand. She strained her eyes to see if there was anyone inside, perhaps playing a joke on her, but she had even walked around the car after she checked over her own jeep, there was no one in there. She walked forward and wanted to touch the car, something about the situation felt...suspicious, but also very exciting and playful. Their introduction was cut short by Sam approaching.

"Kass? What are you doing out here?...with a hammer?" Sam questioned, one eyebrow raised. Bumblebee immediately stopped playing the music and turned all his lights off. Kass looked ambivalently at him, for she knew what she had seen, but she couldn't explain it.

"Some guy was going to break into our cars, but your car's alarm went off and I came out here with a hammer to chase him away!" Kass said breathlessly, "He ran, but you-your c-car..." she looked at Bumblebee, "I ...I thought you or one of your friends was in there playing a joke..and.."

"Oh my car is strange, it does little funny things every once in a while, it's circuits are... well...random!" Sam shrugged and flew his hands to the said as if to say,' I dunno'. He nervously chuckled and then glared down at Bumblebee.

"Ok then..." Kass stared suspiciously at Bee. "Then the next time your car decides to cat call me, I'll assume it's a warranty issue and smash his horn, then you can fix it." They both turned their head towards Bee when they heard a panicked shriek come from the car.

"Bee..." Sam warned.

"Bee what!" Kass replied.

"Beee...beeeeecause it's a warranty issue, right! Ok then I'll escort you to your door, then. Haven't you got studying to do?" Sam put his hand on her back and pushed her to her door.

"Ok goodnight!" Sam said, gave his car one last glare, and entered his own apartment and shut the door. Kass had never seen him act so nervous before. Kass gave Bee one last suspicious look before she entered her apartment. Bee's left blinker flashed twice. Kass took one deep breath and then went inside.

Two days later, Kass had a date that she was super excited about. Nate, he had dark wavy hair and a muscular body. They had met at the gym she worked out at. Bee watched him as Kass's door opened to him and he escorted her out to his own car. Bee felt alone, he looked like a handsome, strong man, of course she deserved it. Bee hummed a sigh of defeat but his optics replayed the way Kass looked when she bounced out of her apartment. A strapless black dress that hugged every curve of her body, accentuating her cleavage. Red spiky heels and red earrings and her hair was done, every wavy curled piece bounced with her steps. He wished she would get into his body but he didn't think the chance would ever come. After they had left, he decided to tint his windows and go on his own drive when no one was looking.

Kass and Nate went to dinner and spent a while talking, then he took her to a club. The club was raging with music and dancing. Upon just turning 21, she was fed drink after drink by Nate, not once thinking about her limit. They danced and they drank and they kissed. She was not feeling like herself anymore and began to feel the regret of drinking so much alcohol. She knew she had read about horror stories of girls who had been taken advantage of because they were drunk at clubs and then discreetly given a pill and well... bad things would happen. She was still coherent enough to not let her drink out of her hand but she had had enough for the night, "Nate, I'm feeling pretty tired, can we go home?" she chirped. He looked at his watch, it was 1:30 am.

"What? And miss closing time? Come on, I'll keep you entertained." Nate said this as he slipped her another drink. He had met some of his buddies at the club anyways so the objective wasn't really to talk and get to know each other anymore.

"No, I don't want anymore, I just want to get off my feet, let's at least sit down." Kass replied wearily.

"What about going back to my place then?" Nate brushed a hand up her thigh and trapped her against a wall with his massive body. She didn't like being played like this on a first date.

"No, and if you move in on me anymore, I'll just call a cab." She tried to push him off but he was too bulky, his advances increased. He grabbed her waist and ground his hips into hers, she could feel his dick getting hard right underneath her.

"Stupid meathead, I don't do that on a first date, get the hell off me," Kass's voice became irritated enough for him to not want to make a scene and he let her go.

"Baby, don't leave me hanging!" Nate called to her as she walked away with her middle finger up in the air. She hoped she would lose him trying to follow her in the sea of people, she looked back and the further away he was, the better she felt. 'Ugh, college boys'.

Kass went outside of the club, her ears ringing loudly from the music, her only plan was to hail a taxi and get home, she hated being taken advantage of by men, and it seemed like every date ended like this. She stood on the curb and waited for a vacant taxi to hail. Her phone chirped and she looked at it, it was a text from Nate, +Having fun without you, whatever+. She slammed the phone back in her purse and cursed underneath her breath.

Bumblebee was just coming up on the strip where all the college kids hung out to get drunk, he thought it was entertaining watching them stumble onto the sidewalks, puke and then drink some more. Why were humans so stupid? His headlights shone up the strip, and he marveled at the amount of people there were, one in particular caught his optics. He saw Kass standing on the corner of the street in front of the club she just stormed out of. Bee didn't see the big guy who she had left with anywhere around her, so he decided to pry. He slowed his pace and watched her flag down a taxi, this was his chance. He just hoped Sam didn't mind. He revved his engine up to full throttle and sped past all the cars and made it to the side of the street just before the taxi did and honked his horn loudly. Kass's attention was immediately on the Camaro. 'Oh good! Sam!' she thought and dismissed the taxi as the passenger door flung open to her. She stumbled inside and the door closed behind her, Bee was peeling out excitedly past the rest of the bars.

"Sam, God, I just had the worst date! I'm so glad you came by, you have NO ide..."her words suddenly trailed off before she got a chance to finish her sentence. She stopped speaking when she realized that the driver's seat was empty and that the car's windows were tinted beyond sight. Kass touched the console and held onto the door panel, trying to figure out what was going on, she didn't have THAT much to drink, right?

Bumblebee's engine hummed with energy as they took a turn down another street. Kass looked behind her seat, looked underneath the seats, opened the glove box, which emitted a deep giggle from the car's engine and then she yelled.

"STOP!" Bee screeched to a halt in an abandoned parking lot and his engine revved in question, it sounded like it said "What?".

Kass searched the car thoroughly for a driver, anyone, something, an answer. When her investigation came up empty, she sat in her seat, puzzled, and suspicious.

"Ok...Sam's car..." she whispered to the dashboard, not believing she was actually doing it, "Are you alive?" she whispered even softer until she heard a whirring buzzing noise coming from the hood of the car that sounded a lot like an agreeing,"mm hmm." Kass sat back in her seat, her head swirling with drink and her mind playing tricks on her.

"You're a Camaro." she stated, her brows crunched in frustration.

Bumblebee vibrated with excitement when she placed her hands on his dashboard again.

"A-are you were the one who whistled at me, who blew your horn, who threw your alarms up that night, and who commented on my bicycle shopping?Tell me. Tell me that it was you." Kass thought she might have been going crazy already when she said this to the car, but when the car answered her, she definitely knew that she was going crazy.

"I am the one." said Bumblebee in his strained voice. Kass gasped at the reply through the radio speakers. 'What in hell..' she thought. "My name is Bumblebee."

Kass remembered when Sam had thrown a threat at his car, calling it "Bee." She was just on the edge of figuring this out. 'Ooooh,'. It snapped. She had been watching the news recently and heard the story of the large robots, Autobots and Decepticons, coming to earth and how the government tried to keep all the information classified, but the entire world knew anyway because of the commotion they kept on causing when they would spar in the cities. Suppose it's hard keeping the destruction of skyscrapers and high-rises a secret that can't be explained. But no one ever knew where to find them, or how to locate them since they were hidden right in front of the humans. She had been living by one this entire time!

" Oh.. You're...you're a..." Kass suddenly figured it out. No wonder Sam's car had such a personality, because he actually DID!

"Autobot." Bumblebee's voice replied, with static.

"Oooh," Kass clasped her hands together, "Sam, is...THAT Sam! Holy crap!" Kass sat back in the seat and sighed and breath of frustration. Her head started to hurt with all the thinking she was doing. Being half drunk and half surprised didn't make her headache any better.

Bumblebee's engine whirred a few times in a laughing matter, he was surprised she figured it out so fast.

"You saved my car that night." Kass told Bee, "You alerted me on purpose didn't you."

"Yes, I did." Bee's voice hummed. "Shall I continue ...driving you home? I take it... that your date didn't go ...well." his vocal processor wasn't fixed all the way yet, it still pained him to talk but it was much better than it used to be. Finding radio stations was almost just as much work, trying to find the signals. Kass somehow became more relaxed in the car, a complete 180 from about two minutes prior to this.

"Um, Sure..." Kass said as he revved his beautiful engine again and peeled out. "My name is Kass."

"I know." Bee replied softly.

The drive wasn't far. The strip was only a few miles from where they lived, the drive was short, too short for Bee. Having her in his seat was the most wonderful thing he could think of happening that night, it was a good thing he decided to take that left-hand turn at Albuquerque St. He chose a jazz station to listen to while driving her home, the sounds of John Coltrane's "Blue Train" filled her ears with relaxation.

When they arrived back at the complex, Bee parked and opened her door for her.

"Now that's what I need, a guy to treat me like a lady," Kass chuckled as she got out of the vehicle.

"Goodnight, Kass." Bee's voice drifted into her ears.

"You...ARE considered a guy, right?" Kass meticulously asked, chuckling to herself for asking that, after all, he did have a male voice.

Bee chuckled back, "Yes. And if it's not too much...trouble, darling, don't mention this... to Sam. The more we stay.." his voice crackled and then came back a little more strained, "stay undercover...the better."

"I'm happy to think that you can trust me with knowing." Kass smiled at the car, kind of unsure where to smile towards. "Goodnight Bumblebee, thanks for the ride home." She smiled walked to her door, Bee watching her butt sway back and forth as she did, then watched her enter her apartment. Bumblebee couldn't resist watching her through her blinds taking off her dress and heels to plop down in her bed almost immediately. He wasn't a pervert, that's just where his assigned parking spot was, it wasn't wrong...right?

Ok, now that the introduction is done, we can get down to business!

Yeah I'm kinda making Bee a sex-deprived fiend, whatever.

List of cool and awesome songs that I referenced (That I didn't make up for Bee's speech purposes):

Al Green – Let's Stay Together

John Coltrane – Blue Train