Chapter 1: Going the extra Milo
Jordan hops into bed and turns on the tv to watch the new Tv show Milo Murphy's law.
He was super excited when it showed the Disney XD Original Logo then it cuts right into the episode.
Milo starts walking to the bus stop but when he gets there everyone but one person moves away from him.
That one guy looks back and forth between them and milo and decides to ask milo what's going on. "What's that about?" the guy asked.
"Oh, you're new here I've got a bit of a reputation." Milo said.
This surprised the new kid and then grins. "So, what are you? A tough guy?" the guy asked.
"Oh, I don't think anyone has ever called me tough. I'm milo." Milo said.
"I'm Zack." Zack said and shaked milo's hand causing the other people to gasp.
They start whispering, "No Zack no no no."
Zack just ignores them. "So, what exactly is this reputation?" Zack asked.
"Well people have used the J word but you know what they say sticks and stones can damage your vital organs so always wear body armor." Milo said.
Then a girl walks up. "Hi milo." She said.
"Hi Melissa." Milo said.
Melissa looks around. "I'm just going to stand back here." Melissa said and scoots back a little.
"Good call." Milo said.
Zack looked between the other guys and Melissa.
"So, milo how was your weekend?" Melissa asked.
"Eventful." Milo said.
"Yeah I'll bet." Melissa said.
"I got a new scar, want to see?" Milo asked.
"Sure." Melissa said.
"Okay." Milo says and pulls out his phone and takes a picture of it and texts it to Melissa.
Melissa pulls out her phone and looks at the picture. "Oh, cool that's a good one." Melissa said.
"I know right." Milo said and puts his phone away.
"Alright seriously dude what's going on here?" Zack asked.
"What do you mean?" Milo asked.
"I mean what is all this?" Zack asked pointing to the guys and Melissa. "and what is the J word." Zack puts quotation marks around the J word.
"Well I don't like to say it out loud." Milo said
Suddenly a bungee breaks and lands in front of them.
"Huh, it's one of those heavy-duty bungees they use to tie stuff down at construction sites." Jack said and saw Milo was putting a bike helmet on. "Hey where did you get the...?" Jack asked as a large construction log thing (don't know what they are called unless they are just called pipes) breaks through a fence and rolls toward them.
Milo puts a bike helmet on Zack and they run from the construction log and as it runs over Zack's backpack that was on the ground.
"I bet my pudding pack we don't see them again today." One guy said.
Melissa walked over to them. 'I'll take that action." Melissa said.
"Really?" the guy asked.
"Yeah are you kidding, milo's tough as a matter of a fact I'll see your pudding pack and raise you a snickerdoodle or are you just all talk?" Melissa asked.
One guy laughed. "Woah!" the other guy said.
"she just called you out." The laughing guy said.
Meanwhile with milo and Zack
"AH wait why aren't you screaming?" Zack asked
"I find it doesn't help. It just hurt the laryings. Uh hand me that bungee and you better hang onto my backpack." Milo said.
Milo lassoed a street lamp with the bungee and they got swung right onto the construction log.
"That bungee was definitely defective." Milo said.
They hear a bark and Milo's dog D.O.G was running beside the construction log.
"No D.O.G go home. Silly dog. He's not supposed to be in the street." Milo said.
The construction log rolled down a hill and stopped at a fence causing them to fall into mud below.
"you might want to slide over this way a little." Milo said and they slid close together and the pipe landed perfectly around them causing mud to shoot out the top and fling them to the top of the pipe.
"The J word wouldn't happen to be jinxed, would it?" Zack asked.
Suddenly the show just froze. "Oh come on!" Jordan said and kept hitting the play button but nothing happened.
Suddenly a portal opened on the Tv and sucked Jordan inside.
Jordan landed on top of a cliff and heard music playing down below.
Jordan went to the edge and saw the tristate area.
(Cue: Milo murphy's intro song) {This is the only time the intro is part of the episode}
Look at that sun look at that sky.
(The sun glistens as milo is walking along)
Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
(Camera zoomed into milo's sweater vest)
Look at that mailbox look at that tree, it's about as beautiful as it can be
(The tree falls on the mailbox and a beaver walks away from it.)
Whoa, whoa Today is gonna be exceptional
(Milo stops and a wrecking ball ball rolls in front of milo then he steps forward as a street light falls behind him then he continues walking)
Never boring even for a minute
(A safe and a toilet fall from the sky barely missing him)
It's my world and we're all livin' in it
(More destruction occurs behind milo)
{Whoa, Whoa [and we're all livin' in it]}
(More destruction occurs behind milo)
Never boring even for a minute
(Milo stops when he reaches Melissa and Zack and the Milo murphy's law title drops in front of him)
It's my world and we're all livin' in it
(The O in milo falls off as milo climbs the title and milo pulls out a sign with an O painted on it and holds it where the O used to be. D.O.G runs up to them as the music ends.)
Jordan gasps. "I'm in the show!" Jordan said.
Then the everything around him fixes itself for the episode.
Meanwhile
Melissa and everyone else is getting on the bus. "So, Melissa what's up with your boy I can almost taste that snickerdoodle now?" the guy who made the deal asked.
"Oh yeah, you want to make it more interesting?" Melissa asked.
"What are you guys talking about?" A guy at the front of the bus asked.
"Melissa's betting that milo's going to make it to school and on time." another guy said.
"I'm in, what's happened so far?" the guy at the front asked.
"Concrete drainage pipe (well there's my answer to what that was) chased them down a hill." The guy who made the deal said.
"I've got some vegan cheese sticks that says we won't see them until after lunch." The guy that said whoa earlier said.
"I got gummy licorice." A girl said.
"Alright alright let me get my notepad." Melissa said.
The bus pulled away as milo and Zack arrived at the bus stop.
"No no no no no no wait wait wait. Aw man! I'm going to miss my first day at a new school and my parents are going to flip out." Zack said.
"Don't worry my dad always says what doesn't kill you only makes you late for school so I don't think we're going to miss the whole day." Milo said.
They heard a bark and D.O.G ran up to milo.
"No D.O.G run home I'm going to school." Milo said and D.O.G went home. "Plus, if we catch the bus at the next stop we might not even be late. I've got the bus route marked on my G.P..." Milo realizes his G.P.S had mud in it. "S. Must have gotten wet when we fell into the mud but fear not I've got a backup right here. Paper map. Old school." Milo said and a falcon grabs the map. "Huh oh don't worry I remember the way..." milo ran off "this has happened before."
"This has happened before? This exact thing?" Zack asked and chased after milo.
"we'll beat them to the next stop we just have to go through the rock quarry." Milo said.
"Rock quarry sure. What could possibly go wrong."
Later
"sorry boys there's been a little oil spill as you can see. Quite a mess so nobody is getting through today." A construction worker said.
Jordan saw them and decided to tag along since he was there.
"I bet we can still make it across I brought galoshes." Milo said.
"I didn't." Zack and Jordan said at the same time.
"I've got two extra pairs and they're hazmat rated for a level four biohazard." Milo said and pulled them out.
"Well I don't think..." The construction worker said.
"Here's the certificate from the EPA, what are you a nine? Nine and a half?" Milo said.
"Well it's notarized so I suppose if you..." The construction worker said.
They heard the falcon that grabbed the map and the map hit a powerline catching on fire and the falcon dropped the map on the oil causing fire to shoot up.
"Maybe we should go through the woods." Milo said.
Meanwhile on the bus
"Woah" everyone said.
"look they're safe they're cutting through coyote woods and has a new person with them." Melissa said.
"Coyote woods? What exactly is your definition of safe?" The guy with the vegan cheese sticks asked.
"Go milo!" Melissa said.
Meanwhile back with milo, Jordan, and Zack
"So, do you even know where we are? Zack asked.
"Oh yeah..." Milo said and pulled out his phone. "The fire dried out my phone. We are right in the middle of coyote woods"
"Wait coyote woods? Heh heh. I've got a thing about coyotes. They are like big dogs that are dangerous to pet." Zack said after he stopped and looked around.
Jordan gulped. "I've got a thing about them too." Jordan said and looked around too while thinking about his past encounters with things similar to coyotes.
"Oh, don't worry there are no coyotes here." Milo said.
Jordan and Zack easies up. "There aren't?"
"No actually the woods were named after actor Peter Coyote" milo said.
"Really?" Zack asked.
"Yeah he donated as this land to the city as a wolf preserve." Milo says.
They heard a howling.
"You get how that's not better right?" Zack asked.
Wolves came out of the shadows and came after them. "W-WOLVES!" Jordan screamed having a quick flashback of Timberwolves attacking him in equestria and mightyena attacking him when he was younger and in the Pokémon world.
They start running from the wolves.
"Don't worry wolves love peanut butter." Milo said and pulled a PB&J sandwich and threw it at the wolves but it bounced off them and stuck to the back of Zack's shirt.
Milo grabbed a branch and pried the sandwich off Zack's shirt and onto a tree.
"Come on follow me." Milo said and climbed a tree.
Zack and Jordan followed.
"You know wolves barely ever attack humans." Milo said.
"is that true?" Zack asked.
"Oh Yeah. Bees are responsible for more mortalities than wolves every year." Milo said.
They hear buzzing and look up and see a beehive on the branch above them.
They climb higher on the branch tilting it over the fence.
"Hey, we're out of the woods." Milo said
"What do you mean?" Zack asked.
"We're outside the fence just jump." Milo said.
They all jumped down and were safe until the tree swung back and sent the beehive flying in the air but to their luck it landed on the wolves' side.
"Wow now that was incredibly lucky the way the day was going I was pretty sure it was going to land here and..." Milo said then a wolf ran into the fence and broke through the top part of the fence trying to get the beehive off its head since it landed on its head.
The wolf circled around and ran into the fence again and then chased Milo, Zack, and Jordan who started running.
They ran past the bus.
Meanwhile on the bus
"Are you guys seeing this?" the guy who made the deal asked.
"yeah why is that wolf wearing a turban?" The vegan cheese stick guy asked.
"Double or nothing who's in?" Melissa asked.
Meanwhile back with Milo, Zack, and Jordan
"how many fatalities are blamed on wolves and bees together?" Zack asked.
Milo thought about it. "Well we would be the first." Milo said and they fell down an open manhole.
The wolf and bees went over the manhole.
"Here you go. These will help us navigate in the dark." Milo said and handed Jordan and Zack a mining headband and walked down the sewers.
Jordan and Zack put them on and followed milo.
"Dude if and when we get out of here we'll have to go our own way. No offense we just can't handle all of this." Zack and Jordan said.
"All of what?" Milo asked. His light hit a racoon and it jumped toward then but they ducked.
"This cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go how do you live like this?" Zack and Jordan asked.
"how do you both live like that?" Milo asked.
"what do you mean?" Zack and Jordan asked.
"I mean... You both want to live like those other kids? They took a bus to school today. A bus! Does that seem like more fun to both of you?" Milo asked.
"Hmm all right. Where to next?" Zack and Jordan asked.
"Well there's a loose grate over here to the left, I've been here before." Milo said and ran off.
"Of course, you have." Zack and Jordan said and followed him.
They opened the grate and climbed out into the construction site where the drainage pipe came from.
"All right I guess we turn the water back on." A guy said.
Another guy turned the water on.
"You know we are missing one of those heavy-duty bungees that we tie stuff down with and also a section of that concrete drainage pipe." Another guy said
The water came out like a geyser and almost landed on Milo, Jordan, and Zack but they got away and the water chased them so they climbed onto a crane and the water sent the crane swinging knocking stuff over.
The crane broke in two and they landed in the holder of a dumpster as the water carried them along past two construction workers.
"hey milo is that a new scar?" One asked.
"Yeah thanks for noticing." Milo said.
Meanwhile back on the bus
"Okay Chelsea's in for a pack of chips, Sid's up on yet to two pudding packs I like that confidence Sid but you're going down, mort's down for cheese sticks and an apple and Bradly is the big spender with a whole vacuum sealed lunch pack which I can cover but I'll have to bring it tomorrow." Melissa said.
The guy who made the deal looked out the window and gasped. "Look there they are oh man they are going to beat us to school. Nevermind there they go." He said.
"Anyone want to up the ante?" Melissa asked and almost everyone raised their hand and Melissa smiled.
Meanwhile back with Milo, Jordan, and Zack
"Wish we had a way to steer this to shore." Zack said.
"you don't need to. Look the maple street bridge Here I'll give you a boost." Milo said and boosted Zack up but the wolf with the beehive on its head jumped off the bridge at them until D.O.G knocked it away.
"Excellent D.O.G good boy but I do need you to go home okay?" milo said and D.O.G went into the water and then turned around. "Go home." D.O.G went home.
"He's not supposed to be in the river." Milo said.
The wolf climbed out of the river and shaked the water out of its fur and a car was about to hit it but swerved out of the way and hit a water tower.
"I don't know if it's the adrenaline but I feel like we can overcome anything that comes our way." Zack said.
Jordan agreed.
The water tower fell over and made a big splash that knocked them over a cliff.
"Well maybe not anything." Zack said and they landed on a UFO.
Meanwhile at the school
"90 seconds to the bell. There is no way he's making it." The guy who made the bet said.
"Heh. if you're so sure it's not too late to sweeten the pot." Melissa said.
"Done! Three jawbreakers and some vitamin C tablets." The guy who made the deal said.
Melissa gave him a look.
"What? it's cold and flu season." The guy who made the bet said.
Meanwhile in the UFO
Milo, Zack, and Jordan were strapped down with things stuck on their heads and the aliens were messing with some tools
"you know they are from out of town maybe they don't even realize they are inconveniencing us." Milo said.
"Uh guys guys guys!" Zack said and the aliens looked at them. "I realize you've come a long way but we really need to get to school. Zack, Milo, and Jordan smiled and the aliens stopped their tools.
Meanwhile in the classroom
"Well Melissa start passing out the loot." The guy that made the deal said.
Then suddenly Jordan, Zack, and Milo appeared at their desk and the bell rang.
"Phew made it all in one piece course the wolves got my lunch." Milo said.
"Mine got crushed at the bus stop." Zack said.
"I got dragged into this world so I didn't even bring a lunch." Jordan said.
"Guess we're going hungry." Zack said.
"Don't worry I got you three covered." Melissa said and snapped her fingers and tapped on Milo's desk.
"Here you go" everyone said as they put the food they waged on onto milo's desk.
"Ooh look, a vitamin C tablet." Milo said.
Zack and Jordan looked at him weird.
"What it's cold and flu season" Milo said and popped it in his mouth.
Melissa, Zack, and Jordan smiled.
"Well since I don't know how to get home I guess I'm staying in this world with you all." Jordan said.
(It's my world and we're all livin' in it)
(Cue Milo Murphy's Law- Outro (1X01))
We're all livin' in it
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
Oh, thanks everybody! That is so motivational.
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
(Woah)
I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
You know I'd rather spin it.
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
It's my world and we're all livin' in it