Secrets
Secrets everyone has them
Some sadly wishes that they could do without
It follows you around like some annoying
Toilet paper attached to the heel of your shoe
It makes us feel like bah bah black sheep
Have you any wool big enough to contain
Our rather large secret in with hopefully nobody finding out
Especially the ones you love since
You don't know how they'll handle the news
The secrets we hold deep down in our hearts
We'd wish that they would just go away
Like telling your sister what it's like to be a serial killer
Or telling the Tracy brothers that you are the Hood's niece
And pretend they never even bothered us anyway