Ode To The X-files
"Scully!" said Kryceck, "I lost an arm!"
"Shh." said Scully, "Just stay calm."
"I'll get the broom and re-attach it."
"That'll be too long, I'll get the hatchet."
Scully aimed... but missed by a hair,
and now Kryceck's armless, his sholders are bear.
And this made him angry, this made him mad,
So now he's on the dark side, yes now Kryceck's bad.



I relise this isn't really a very acuate discription of the loss of Kryceck's arm, but hey, it's called fanFICTION, right?