a/n: soo, this is what happens when im bored...hope some of ya'll will enjoy!
No Lie
By: MEEEE! :3
~~~Usopp's Pov~~~
It was dark, obviously, it was night-time and I was on night shift.
"Dammit, SO BORED!" I yelled, as I fiddled with some stuff I had before me,
I'm trying to make a Human Lie Detector, I'm pretty much done...but I need someone to try it on... I walked into the men's room and stood there, Hmm...who should it be...
"Zolo? Nah, I bet all he thinks about is booze...Sanji? Nope...I don't wanna know about what he thinks about Nami and Robin...Chopper? no, he has nothing to hide from me...so that leaves..." I whisper as I scan the room,
"...Luffy!" I exclaim a bit to loudly, The rubber boy raises his head from his hammock when he heard his name being called.
"hmm? who said that? was it the Easter bunny? if it was...then go away cuz I don't like cows..." He mumbled, Half asleep.
Easter Bunny? Cows? this could be more interesting than I thought...
"Luffy, its me, Captain Usopp. Wake up!" I say as I poke Luffy's arm, no response...I reach out and grab his precious Straw-hat, and I turn to walk away,
"DON'T TOUCH MAH HAT YOU CHOCOLATE PANDA BASTARD!" Luffy yells as he stretches his arm and punches me in the face, I hit the ground and dropped what I had stolen. Luffy stumbles over and picks up his hat and puts it on his head, then he stumbles back to his hammock and goes back to sleep.
"Luffy! wake up!" No response "I have some meat..." I whisper and Luffy shoots up,
"MEAT?! GIVE ME MEAT!" Luffy yells, huh, typical Luffy.
"Luffy, I'm not giving you anymore food...now shut up and go to sleep." Sanji mumbles, Zolo mutters something I didn't quiet catch, but they both went back to sleep. I signal Luffy over and he trots over and we walk outside.
"so, where's the meat?" he asks me,
"I made that up...but I have a Lie detector, and I, Captain Usopp, have chosen you to be the first to try it." I explain, Luffy pouts but then agrees with a big smile.
"ok, I'm going to ask you some questions and you answer them, it doesn't matter if you lie." I tell him and he nods excitedly
"K, first question, do you...uh...dislike learning?" I ask, Luffy nods in agreement and I look at the device...hmm, I guess he was telling the truth...
"do you...steal meat at night?" I ask, half knowing the answer,
"no..." He replies after a bit, I look at the Lie detector...
"THAT'S BULL- SHIT." A mechanical voice says, making Luffy smile sheepishly. I let out a small laugh and Luffy stares at his feet.
"hehe, next question, whats your favorite color?" I said lamely,
"BLUE!" he said finally after a bit of thinking.
"THAT'S A LOAD OF SHIT, YOU PANSY." The voice responded, Luffy's face turned red...but not with embarrassment, but from anger.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID MACHINE!" Luffy yelled as he swiped at it, I quickly snatched at away and held it up to my chest protectively.
"Luffy! calm down! just answer the question again, whats your favorite color." I ask again,
"...its...orange." He says plainly.
"Why?" I ask, a bit curious about why the detected didn't go off again.
"...because it reminds me of Nami..." He squeaks, I look at him in shock, then I look at the detector...wait...WHY ISN'T IT GOING OFF?!
"last question...who do you like?" I ask, Dying to know if Luffy was lying or if the detector was broken.
"...no one.." He says firmly, yet...nervously? I was right...this is getting interesting...
"BULL-SHIT! I CALL BULL-SHIT!" The device yells, louder than before...no...this isn't possible, this isn't the Luffy I know...now, who could it be?
"Luffy..."
"...yes?..."
"who do you like?..." I ask nervously, My eyes glued to the Lie detector.
"...nami..." He whispers, just loud enough for me to hear. I stare at the device, hoping that it would go off and shout weird, rude shit. I waited...it didn't say anything...
"Maybe you're not saying it loud enough..." I suggest and Luffy's face goes red,
"...I...L-like...Nami" Luffy said, louder this time. I look at him and then back at the lie detector, once again, its silent.
"Luffy, are you being for real?" I ask. Luffy nods sheepishly,
"yes Usopp, now that I think about it...I feel better now!" He says with a huge smile. I cant imagine what he's gonna do now...
"IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE!" Luffy yells happily, Yawning a bit at the end, I look around and realize that it was almost dawn.
"well, they should wake up soon..." I say, still a bit shocked.
"yeah! let's wake 'em up Usopp!" Luffy says as he begins to run around screaming,
"HEY GUYS! WAKE UP! COME ON GUYS!" we yelled, running around like idiots, flapping our arms majestically like chickens.
"Oi! whats all the noise?" Zoro growls as he walks into the deck, followed by Nami, Chopper and Robin.
"great! we are all here! wait...were's Sanji?" I ask, looking around.
"right here! did you miss me Nami~!?" he asks, Luffy frowned and muttered something.
"Luffy has something to tell you, I didn't believe him at first...but trust me, he's not lying." I tell the crew.
"I LIKE NAMI! IN FACT, I LOVE HER!" Luffy yells out, as if he couldn't hold the secret any longer.
The others stand there, completely shocked, except robin and Zoro, Robin of course already knew and Zoro just didn't give a damn.
"just lettin' yah know!" Luffy smiles,
"IM CONFUSED!" Chopper exclaims, running around frantically, extremely grossed out by the word 'Love'.
ANYWAY, ITS BREAKFAST TIME!" Luffy calls out to Sanji, The others snap out of shock and slowly walk to the kitchen it silence. I turn to the kitchen...wait, were's Luffy? He should be in the kitchen, but I don't hear Sanji ranting about how much Luffy eats...
I turn around and see Luffy standing in front of Nami, who was still completely frozen in shock. Luffy was waving his hand in front of her face, trying to get a reaction, but Nami just stood there. after a bit Nami moves and faces the captain, she lifts her arm, Luffy flinches, expecting Nami to punch him but Nami retracts her arm and does something I never expected...she leaned in and kissed Luffy...but not on the cheek...IN THE MOUTH! Luffy's face lights up and returns the kiss joyfully.
"so...I guess your a couple now..." I say, both of them turn to face me, completely unaware that I was there.
"yep!" Luffy says, earning a blush from Nami,
"got a problem with it? take it up with my fist" Nami says menacingly, holding up her punching fist.
"n..no Nami...I don't have a problem with it...in fact, I, captain Usopp knew all along!" I say, proud that I didn't wet my pants at what Nami had said.
"that's nice~! now, it's breakfast time!" Nami said happily and she walked to the kitchen, Luffy quickly joined her.
wow...what a day...
A/N: I KNOW! SUCH A CRAPPY ENDING _! ANYWAY...review if you want...I might make more if you guys want...IMMA GO DO RANDOM STUFFS NOW! BAI BAI
-KitKat the very immature person.