Family Guy
Chapter 1: Breaking Apart
Peter and Lois had a terrible fight about Brian hitting Stewie in his "football shaped head". "Peter, Brian had no right", "Stewie shouldn't hurt Brian's feeling like that". Stewie decided to interrupt the conversation "Dear god, he's a freaking retarded dog and he doesn't belong here", What's a dumb kid like you doing here, you couldn't shut up if you were paid 1 million dollars Stewie Poo!" Brian was angry with what Stewie had to say. "Slowly the family's falling apart, I'm gonna die in misery!" Meg added to the fire. She was crying and very helpless. Lois directed to Peter "Shut up, Meg, Stewie and I are leaving. You can take care of Brian and Chris you lazy bum." " I won't interfere with them trying to get things done" Peter snickered back. "That's it, I'm sick of your idiotic words and gestures." Lois left in the new Chrysler van she bought (without Peter). "Mom, what are we going to do?" Meg was still crying and sounded like she was being murdered. "What big crock of crap Meg, like you care Peter, Chris and Brian are gone." "How rude of you, Stewart doesn't talk to Megan like that." Lois was very frustrated at this point. "Ugh, I hate this crap, thank god Brian's gone, and couldn't stand that hideous dog." The rest of the ride was quiet. Lois decided to take Meg and Stewie to McDonald's. "What do you want Meg?" "A Big Mac and large coke" she replied.
"Okay I'll have a Big Mac with a large coke, a quarter pounder with cheese and a large coke and a cheeseburger happy meal." "11.60, at the next window please." "A Freakin happy meal, what the hell is wrong with you woman?" "Stewie, I don't like that tone." "Personally I could care less!" She paid for the food and sat the food and drinks on Meg's lap. Lois pulled over at a Holiday Inn and got a room. In the back of the van and grabbed Stewie's play pen.