Disclaimer: It's mine, mine, all mine!!! Buahahahahahahaha!!!!
Duo: You really need some sleep.
Quatre: And decaffeinated drinks.
Trowa: Less sugar.
Wufei: No more Bahama Mama's from Red Lobster..
Heero: And help.
Ron: *gasp* I love you too guys. *hugs them all*
"Pimp's Limp"
(Scene opens with Duo walking down a street, decked out in a top hat, lime green pants, purple vest, gold chains slung around his neck, and a cane with one big ass diamond on top. He
is walking with at a slight angles, and there is a large bulge in his pants. (Duo: What?!?) Because of the jar a Vaseline in his back pocket. (Duo: Oh.) Now...to begin our dreadful story.)
Duo: Whata nice day for some pimpin'. Now, where can I find me a good ho?
(Duo: I hate you.
Ron: I know.)
*Club suddenly appears. Neon sign reads: Pimp's Delight*
Neon Sign: Come on in pimpmeister!
Duo: You have a ho for me?
Neon Sign: Duh!
Duo: Cool! Let me at 'em!
(Duo: I really hate you.
Ron: Of course.)
*Inside there are many people.*
Duo: Hell yea! Pimpin' ain't ezay!
(Duo: No more wrestling for you.
Ron: *giggle* The Ho Train
Duo: No.)
*Everyone's dancing to "Pumpin' Pimpin'" by Pimp Daddy*
Duo: Hell yea! Now to find me a good ho!
Ho #1: Pick me!
Ho #2: No me!
Heero: Get the hell away from me. *glare*
(Duo and Heero: I hate you!
Ron: *sniffles* Really?
Duo and Heero: *sweatdrop* No.
Ron: Goodie!)
Duo: I'm da pimp and I pick......... *drumroll*..........Heero.
Heero: Noooooo! I'm a guy!!
Duo: Eheheheheheheheheheheh.
(Quatre: Oh my.
Trowa: Sicko.
Ron: I love you too.)
Duo: Ahahahahahahaha...whata perfect ho.
Heero: No.
Duo: Strip.
(Heero: Nani?!?
Ron: That's a sight I'd like to see.
Heero: *blush*
Ron: I know.)
Heero: No.
Duo: Don't make me resort to force. NOW STRIP!!
Heero: No.
Duo: Pwease?? *eyes fill up with tears*
(Ron: Aww! Duo-chan! You look so kawaii like that!
Duo: I swear.
Wufei: Someone help her...anybody.
Ron: I wuf you too Wuffie.
Wufei: Aaaaaack!!!)
Heero; Oh...ok. *strips*
(Heero: Just you wait.
Ron: Ohhh...am I your bitch now?
Heero: You always have been.
Ron: O.o....oh.)
Duo: Holy moo cow! You're a guy!
(Duo: Holy moo cow?
Ron: Yeppers.
Heero: *sigh*)
Heero: I told you.
Duo: Whata ugly ass mutha fucka.
(Ron: Tsk. Tsk. Dirty language.
Duo: I've heard you in bed.
Ron: *blush* Whatever.
Heero: *snicker*)
Heero: *sniff* You don't like me!!! Wahhhhh!!!!
(Wufei: Pretty low.
Trowa: God save us all.
Ron: Buahahaha!!!! I am God!!
Trowa: Where's my gun?)
Duo: No! I do like you! Let's get it on!
Heero: Wahoo!!
The End
Heero: Woman!
Wufei: My line.
Heero: Whatever.
Ron: I liked it. Didn't you Quat?
Quatre: *blush* How should I know???
Trowa: Duh.
Ron: Yeah! Duh!
Quatre: Hmmph.
Ron: Quatre?
Quatre: Yes?
Ron: You look adorable when you blush.
Trowa, Heero, Duo, Wufei, and Quatre: I know.
Ron: Uh...um....maybe....no.
Everyone: *blush*
Ron: Oh! My lovely boys!
Ron: I don't need help...but when you are awake at three in the morning, full of Coke and sugar, because of your birthday party...what elses are you supposed to do? Anyway...hope you liked it...but now I've got to go watch
Heero pop out of a cake for me. Bye!!
Heero: I think not.
Ron: I think yes.
Heero: *sigh*