I don't own HP and yes this story is weird xD

Snow was falling and it was a cold winters day as Fred and George Weasely walked into Hogsmeade. The twins were headed for Zonko's joke shop, as they needed some new ideas for pranks.

Then they saw it, the sausage stall. An old man sat selling sausages "Wanna buy one?" Asked George "Why not?" Replied Fred. The twins began to walk over to the stall and then they saw her, it was Rita Skeeter, the Daily Prophet reporter. Her blonde hair was curled as usual and she was wearing a lime green dress.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Whispered Fred with a grin on his face.

"I sure am! Prank Skeeter!" Said George.

Fred and George walked over to Rita Skeeter "Well we were wondering if we could maybe get an interview from you?"

"That would be great!" Smiled Skeeter.

Fred, George and Skeeter walked over to a bench and sat down. "So... What is Dumbledore's teaching like at Hogwarts?" "It's fine, apart from the fact Dumbledore is a headmaster not a teacher." 'Dumbledore is an awful teacher' scribbled down Skeeter's quill "Welllllll... What do you think of my articles?" "Bad." Chorused the twins. 'It's the best' the quill wrote as they spoke.

"Well... when are we gonna do the thing?" Whispered George, not knowing that the quill was writing down what he was saying.

"What is this 'thing' exactly?" Asked Skeeter "Oh we were just going to..." "Accio sausage!" The greasy, oily, thick sausage came flying through the air but instead of hitting Skeeter in the face, it flew right into George's mouth!

"Ugh it's all ruined!" Cried Fred.

"Well at least we got a yummy sausage! Bye Skeeter!"

Just then, a giant bag of thick, greasy sausages fell down on George. "George! Those could've fell on Skeeter!" Said Fred angrily "Oh well! They are yummy!"

"Wait a minute!" Called Skeeter, running towards the twins "Shhhh George there's another bag of sausages!" Just as they were about to fall on Skeeter, George pushed her out of the way and let the huge bag of sausages fall on him, burying him in a mountain of sausage!

"George! That was a once in a lifetime opportunity!" "So? These sausages are scrumptious!" Even Skeeter was laughing at the whole thing, but Fred wasn't having any of this. "I might as well just eat one..." Said Skeeter.

Fred and George were walking back after a long day of trying to prank Skeeter and failing. "George, why did you have to eat all those sausages?!"

"They were too yummy for Skeeter, she was the one missing out!"

"I guess..." Sighed Fred. The twins laughed the whole way back to Hogwarts.