It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, the birds were singing, the people were as busy as ever...especially the Mario Bros. They were at a picnic, along with some of their friends, the princesses, the Warios, the Kongs, and of course, Yoshi and Birdo.
Mario was about to take a bite out of his sandwich, Luigi snickered to himself. Confused, Mario looked at his Younger Brother with an estranged look. "You OK, bro?" Luigi nodded, still snickering. Mario took a bite out of his sandwich, his mouth felt like it was on fire. "MAMA MIA!" He screamed as he ran into the fountain, Luigi suddenly bursted out, laughing. Everyone just stared at the plumbers. "You call that a prank?" Mario growled, "I've seen much better."
"Oh, and you can do better?" Daisy asked. Mario nodded, "Of course I can."
"I doubt he could," Diddy wispered to Donkey's ear. Mario glared angrily at the Kongs.
"OK, stop it!" Peach said, "We just need to calm down and-"
"I betcha Mario would be the better Pranker," Waluigi said, Wario rolled his eyes, "You can't just bet money, it's more important than life, itself!"
"That's it!" Mario said, "I am declaring a prank war!" Everyone looked confused, even Luigi. Mario cleared his throat, "There will be two teams, each team gets a point by pranking someone from the opposite team. Whichever team has the most point, win."
"Well, I guess we've got nothin' to lose," Daisy said. Luigi walked beside Mario, "I can't take you seriously when you're still in the fountain."
"Shut up," Mario growled, crawling out. His overalls were soaked. He cleared his throat, "As the older brother, I say I get the first pick." Luigi began to Mock him, like a child.
Everyone lined up, the people up for grabs were: Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey, Diddy, Yoshi, and Birdo.
Mario thought for a moment, he had to choose whoever he was willing to work with. "I pick Yoshi!"
"Yay!" Yoshi said, cheerfully, as he came to Mario's side. Luigi crossed his arms, thinking of the next person. "OK...I pick Daisy."
"Yahoo!" Daisy joyfully came to Luigi's side. It was Mario's turn. "I choose Peach and Birdo!"
"Yay," Peach said, happily, Birdo followed her. Luigi scowled at his older brother, "You can't choose two people at once!" he growled. Mario shrugged, "Yeah, well, I just did!"
"All right, fine," Luigi said, "Then I chose Donkey and Diddy." The Kongs came to Luigi's side without question, Diddy gave Luigi a high-five. There were two people left, Wario and Waluigi. The Marios weren't entirely friends with the Warios, especially how shady they were. Finally, Mario decided, "I pick Waluigi."
"But Waluigi doesn't wanna go," he complained. Mario smiled, "Just think of it as getting some revenge on Luigi. Plus we need you and your...uh...special skills."
"That makes thing better," Waluigi said. Wario shrugged, "I guess I'm with Luigi then." Daisy, Donkey and Diddy gave him dirty looks, Wario shook his head, "What? I didn't steal anything."
The two teams stared each other down, it was now Red vs. Green, friends against friends, rivals against rivals.
I just got really bored and typed this, there's nothing wrong with typing anything goofy, right?
Also, keep in mind that this isn't an interactive story, but I like suggestions. Just keep in mind that if you suggest something, I might not use it (and I'd rather try to come up with things, myself, anway)